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    Old man in the mountains osbornk's Avatar
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    This was made by a Community College President in a staff meeting.

    "As obvious as a turd in a punchbowl."
    'You can say what you want about the South, but I almost never hear of anyone wanting to retire to the North.

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    As naked as a jay-bird.

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    As slippery as snot on a doorknob.
    It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.

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    as neat as S**T
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    as slippery as two eels ****ing in a bucket of snot
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    As horny as a three-horned goat.
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    as right as rain
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    as crowded as the Ganges on laundry day.
    It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.

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    as good as it gets
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    As dark as the inside of a cow.
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    as big as life
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    Full as a tick - said by my cousin Sandra after a particularly delicious BBQ lunch. Sandra is from back home in Arkansas and my dear MIL from NY about fell over....
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    Fine as frog hair

    - first heard during "Colorful Language" class at Drill Sergeant School in 1988. I aced the test on that block of instruction....

    There were many of these similes we learned during Drill Sergeant School to describe things that were, ahem, "not correct" in one way or another... Most of them are not appropriate for a public forum whose decorum is as proper as this....
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    sgtbill, you reminded me of one we used to hear a lot during boot camp:

    You guys are lower than whale schmitt on the bottom of the ocean!
    IBA #44567 Pres. Springfield BMW Roadriders
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