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    aka Johnny Hammerlane bullet's Avatar
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    As ___ as ___

    As busy as a one-armed wallpaper hanger.
    It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.

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    As busy as a one-armed wallpaper hanger.
    With his pants falling down!
    "The difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't change every time congress meets." - Will Rogers

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    As busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
    1997 R1100RT (Restored Basket Case) , 1981 KZ 440 LTD (Restored Basket Case)
    1986 K75S(the beutch), 1993 K1100RS (blown engine), 1997 Chev Short Box (4x4 with an LT1)
    "You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."

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    ...a one eyed man at a burlesque show
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    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
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    As flat as piss on a platter

    As dry as a popcorn fart
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    If it ain"t broke... fix it till it is.

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    ...as sharp as a pound of wet leather
    98 R1200C Canyon Red

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    As useless as teats on a boar hog!
    keep it light enough to travel.....
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    As dumb as a box of rocks.
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    ...as cold as a witch's ta ta's in a brass bra
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    As dumb as a sack of wet diapers.


    As sharp as a marble.
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    1998 R1100RT

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    As cute as a button

    I hear that a great deal.....
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    As thick as a brick.
    John Simonds
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    As old as Moses.

    As slow as molasses.
    'You can say what you want about the South, but I almost never hear of anyone wanting to retire to the North.

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