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    Rules of Motorcycling

    Since we have Rules of the Road, how about my Rules of Motorcycling?:

    DougÔÇÖs Rules of Motorcycling
    1. The chance of collecting a nail in a tire is inversely proportional to the tireÔÇÖs mileage.
    2. The only dead animal carcass for 100 miles will be directly in your bikeÔÇÖs path of travel, around a blind curve.
    3. Your motorcycleÔÇÖs seat will be comfortable for the first 400 miles and hell after that. You will discover this on the first 700 mile day of your 5000 mile trip.
    4. Batteries and chains fail without warning, usually on the same 5000 mile trip.
    5. Pre-running guarantees that something on the route will change after the pre-run and before the group ride.
    6. The first bug splat of the day on your face shield will be directly in your line of sight.
    a. Corollary 1: It will be the biggest bug splat of the day.
    b. Corollary 2: It will happen just before you roll into your favorite set of twisties.
    7. (Speaking of twisties) Just after you round the first corner, you will find a slow moving pack of Harleys in front of you.
    8. As a group leader, at least one motorcycle in your group will be running on bald tires. When you point that out, the rider will insist he still gets good traction, even though the cord is showing on the tire.
    9. Remember: The weatherman is only right 50% of the time.
    10. Communications fail just as you need them. (This is an old military adageapplies here as well!)

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    Given a weather forecast of 20% chance of rain, your intended path of travel will contain 100% of the 20%, and always where there is no possibility of a safe pull-out.

    Record rainfall will always occur when you forgot your rain gear.

    "Waterproof" rain gear is not. It also makes a nice portable sauna.

    "Breathable" rain gear usually means you stay dryer in the rain without the gear on.

    Any new tire has a 95% probability of finding the only nail or screw on the roadway in your neighborhood.

    OEM "Comfort seats" are not.

    The CO2 cartridges in a tire repair kit contain precisely 20% of the gas volume necessary to re-inflate a flat tire.

    A Warranty will expire 1 week before you have a major mechanical failure.

    Murphy hates motorcycles.
    Doug, 2011 R1200RT Polar Metallic
    MSF #127350 NAUI #36288

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    [QUOTE=dwestly;854184]Since we have Rules of the Road, how about my Rules of Motorcycling?:

    DougÔÇÖs Rules of Motorcycling

    3. Your motorcycleÔÇÖs seat will be comfortable for the first 400 miles and hell after that. You will discover this on the first 700 mile day of your 5000 mile trip.

    I agree with this execpt this is the way for me.

    The first 100 to 200 miles and the last 100 to 200 miles is the seat is uncomfortable and the last is the worst cause you getting close to home. Everything between you forget about since this is the only way you are going to get where you going or back home.

    Don
    1975 R90/6, 1980 and 1982 R65, !959 TR3A Triumph Car

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    The seat will get more comfortable on the 2nd or 3rd day of the trip.
    Kent Christensen
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    '12 R1200RT, '02 R1100S, '84 R80G/S

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    The seat doesn't get more comfortable...the butt just goes numb by then LOL.

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    When you finally reach that twisty road where you can really lean into the curves there will be a car or truck ahead of you driving at exactly the speed limit.
    Walter

    G. K. Chesterton wrote - "The traveller sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he came to see."

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    On the Parkway

    Anytime you have a problem on the Blue Ridge Parkway, a good-looking woman will stop to help you; and she will have beer.
    Jerry Dockery
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    1996 R1100RT main bike & 1985 K100RS...too fast to believe.

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