I have searched high and low for a simple answer to this question. Tape over the lights, ignore the lights, pull the bulbs, turn ignition off and back on while rolling, etc. None of these options appeals to me.

I am looking for a simple way to completely disable the ABS system so I don't have to live with the alternately blinking lights all the way to work on cold mornings. I rode lots of miles without ABS before my Beemer and don't really care to deal with the hassles of a battery tender or replacing a battery that starts the engine just fine on 20 degree mornings.

Can anyone tell me how to just turn the damned thing off without dissecting the bike to get to the controller plug?

Please?