After that episode, and a couple more like it, she got the old heave ho.
Life is too short to put up with crap like that.
It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it.
I always liked . YRUNVS
2008 R 1200 GSA
1975 850 Norton Roadster
If it ain"t broke... fix it till it is.
There were a couple of matching Mercedes around town with vanity plates that never made much sense to me until one day I saw them parked side by side at home in the same driveway. His and hers Mercedes!..... One was TABA and the other was SLOTB
Neal - '09 R1200GS / '81 R65
Be the person that your dog thinks you are.
Given the subsequent evaluation of said relationship, and a subsequent determination that Party B is in fact guilty of the suspected behavior, then application of one of the following remedies is recommended:
1. Party A should immediately render Party B mute through judicious use of the immovable force (Duct Tape), whenever muffling is required. Advantages: Inexpensive. Easily Portable. Quick Applying. Disadvantages: Party B may resist. Solution: Employ help.
2. Party A should consider permanent removal of Party B from Party A's immediate surroundings. Advantages: Don't have to carry Duct Tape anymore. Disadvantages: Party B may throw things. Solution: Duct Tape Party B's arms to prevent aerial projectiles while permanent dissolution announcement is being made.
3. Party A, as a last resort, can hire outside assistance to permanently dissuade Party B from ever reassuming a position in proximity to Party A. Advantages: Someone else does the dirty work. Disadvantages: Party B may struggle. Solution: Duct Tape.
By simply applying logic and a problem/solution process, we now see that Duct Tape seems to be the single, most obvious solution. In other words, if it moves and it shouldn't...Duct Tape.