cop pulls me over....

[f14rio]

...he axes me,
"got any ID?"
i axe him,
''bout whut?"

[greenwald]

[kgadley01]

Your lucky he didn't Cuff & stuff Ya...

[motorradmike]

I don't carry an axe on my bike but if I did, I would never try to use it on an officer of the law.

[tposton]

A State Trooper pulls a lady over for speeding. The trooper, a young man, walks up to the woman's car, asks her to roll down her window and then says, "Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over today?"

To which the woman replied, "of course I do, officer; you want to give me tickets to the Policeman's Ball."

The officer replied, "Ma'am, state troopers don't have balls."

The trooper then realized what he had just said, turned around and returned to his vehicle, and left.

[osbornk]

A policeman pulled over a young lady for speeding.

She said" I didn't think the police gave tickets to pretty girls."

He said "We don't" as he continued to write the ticket.

[SeabeckS]

A police officer pulls over a young lady for speeding...

When he approaches the car she says..."I guess you have a quota to fill, right?"

He replies..., "No ma'am, the chief tells me I can write as many tickets as I want..."

[Rod Sheridan]

A police officer pulls a motorist over for speeding.

The police officer asks the motorist "Sir, do you know why I'm here?"

The motorist replies "Because you got all C's in high school?"

[83467]

A policeman pulls a man over, suspected of DUI.

The polieman says, "license and registration please."
Motorist says, "Sure, would you hold my beer so's I can get my wallet?"

[brisco]

[71243]

A police pulls over a motorist ,
officer asks,"have you been driving drunk?"
motorists says,"Of course officer ,i'm in no condition to walk!"

cop says sir do you know why you shouldn't drink & drive, driver says I know, i might hit a bump & spill my drink....I hate when that happens...cop; drinking makes you confused sir, did you know this is a one way street?..driver ; I know, I'm only going one way, cop; sir didn't you see those arrows ? driver; arrows?.hell I didn't see the fookin' Indians.........rim-shot!..bod-dot-dump!

[SQUAREHEAD]

Thanks for the lunch time laugh....

[BCKRider]

I don't carry an axe on my bike but if I did, I would never try to use it on an officer of the law.

Clearly a case of self-defence. The cop axed him first.

[Rip]

officer: I have been waiting here for you.
me: I got here as fast as I could.

[der verge]

Cop: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
Man: "No officer. Do YOU know why you pulled me over?"

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