Bit of a contest here.
A few years back a song that was touted as the perfect country western song was making the rounds. It was perfect because it included every topic that gives country music its character. The song's lyrics began as follows:
WELL, I WAS DRUNK THE DAY MY MAMA GOT OUT OF PRISON
AND I WENT TO PICK HER UP IN THE RAIN
BUT BEFORE I COULD GET TO THE STATION IN MY PICKUP TRUCK
SHE GOT RUNNED OVER BY A DAMNED OLD TRAIN
Well can you write the perfect BMW motorcycle forum question? Possible topics to be included in the question are:
final drive failure
torn or mangled ON magazine
Add others as you deem fit and threads aimed at a particular sub-forum are okay, for example airheads.