Just talked to a guy on the ham radio living in
northern Minnesota near the Canadian border...
He said that since early this morning the snow is
nearly waist high and is still falling... The temperature
is dropping and is at about 15 degrees, and the north
wind is increasing to near gale force...
His wife has done nothing but look through the
kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to
let her in.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Three women, A blonde, a brunette and a redhead competed in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition..
The brunette came in first, with the redhead a close second.
Much later the blond finally reached the shore, completely exhausted and near the point of drowning
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."
1996 Harley Springer, 2011 R1200RT
(This message was printed with recycled electrons)
As I was watching Jurassic Park the other day for the millionth time, this came to me:
What Kind of breakfast does a tyrannosaurus rex eat???............................................ ..............
Honey Bunches of Goats!
I guess I need to get out more!
Al From Chgo Burbs
BETTERMENT THROUGH BADGERMENT
What's he eat?
Oh, nuttin', honey...
Hey, isn't that old Noah's boat?
Darn, was that today?
A man who had just finished golfing with his buddies boarded a bus with one of his front pockets stuffed with golf balls. He sat down next to a beautiful blonde, and after a few minutes he noticed she kept staring at the bulge in his pants. Finally he said Its golf balls....oh,she replied... Does that hurt as much as tennis elbow
Wow I need to get going, I'm running late to the rally...I grab the throttle and I'm gone... O man what's this red light behind , great...think fast.... The police officer got out of his car as I was taking the helmet off, I've been waiting for u all day the officer said..... Yeah... Well I got here as fast as I could........ The cop finally stopped laughing and he sent me off
How does a snowman get around?
He rides an icicle.
Originally Posted by Pauls1150
How does a snowman get around?
He rides an icicle.
When did Apple get into cycling...?
Ray King
R1200C; R1200RT
MOA, RA, IBA, AMA
Jacksonville, FL
Why are they called Hot water heaters? They heat cold water, not hot water.
Two men walk into a bar...
The third one ducks....
A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
Jokes on this thread that have racial or religious content should be edited out,
no questions asked, plain and simple.
J. Wexler
It don't bother me, I'm an Athiest.
Honest to God!
Ambassador BMW MOA Ontario Canada
President Niagara BMW Riders #298
Knights of the Roundel #333
1977 R100RS with 516,000 miles
Did you hear about the guy who lowered his body temperature to absolute zero?
He was 0 K.
Schr?Âdinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.
Two guys walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "What will you have?"
The first says, "I'll just have some H2O." The second one says,
"I'll have H2O too." The second guy died.
There are 10 kinds of people.
Those who understand Binary and those who don't.
No, there are THREE kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
The bartender said, "We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."
A neutrino walked into a bar.
They did a study to determine why most married women are heavier than most single women. They found the answer.
The single woman comes home, looks in her refrigerator and goes to bed.
The married woman comes home, looks in her bed and goes to the refrigerator.
'You can say what you want about the South, but I almost never hear of anyone wanting to retire to the North.
Black 86 R80RT Brown 03 R1200CLC
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