I'd suggest to those that hadn't read it for political/philosophical reasons that you take a look at it.
What medals? He threw them over the fence. No wait that was ribbons. No wait it was medals but not his. No wait they were someone elses ribbons. No wait they were wrappers off the mars bar he ate. No wait that would indicate he comitted a crime littering. He was standing next to a vet who threw someone elses ribbons over the fence while another person threw the mars wrapper over the fence.
I saw him ride a bike on the tonight show. He wore a helmet and leather jacket. Then he reached down with his hand to lover the side stand. I've never seen anyone lower a sidestand with their hand. What a poser!!!!
Good post however.