Just mess up a few times at work, and well it is amazing if you can sit down. My butt has been chewed so much for taking the time off for the rally that I am amazed my pants stay on.
Butt back to the main thread. The other trick. Do a SaddleSore 1K and by the end of that, you will have built up enough callouses on your butt that you might be able to crack a smile while riding.