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Thread: This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

  1. #1201
    Moondog
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    Quote Originally Posted by jeremell View Post
    He started with the moon and stars and soon as he was done
    He gulped the clouds, he sipped the wind and gobbled up the sun.
    Then sitting there in the cold dark air,
    He started to nibble his feet,
    Then his legs then his hips,
    Then his neck then his lips
    Till he just sat there gnashing his teeth
    'Cause nothing' was nothin'was
    Nothin'was, nothin' was
    Nothin' was left to eat.
    Hm....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Statdawg View Post
    ...to get him to civilization ...
    What exactly is civilization? That's what I'd like to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RandallIsland View Post
    What exactly is civilization? That's what I'd like to know.
    Certainly nothing to worry about!

    as any of the various 12 step programs state
    "Take control of those things you can, and learn to accept those about which you can do nothing!"

    RM

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    Tampa Bay Rays went home last night with ........... NOTHING!

    (Yay, Phillies!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Statdawg View Post
    I read somewhere that a motorcyclist used cooking oil to get him to civilization and nothing happened to his engine.
    Could this be construed as something imaginative?

    No wait...it was in response to a coment about an oil thread, boy that was close...

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    There is a story told of a party of distressed mariners, who, shipwrecked on an unknown coast, journeyed inland with many fears and much trepidation until tliey beheld a gibbet crowning an eminence, when they thanked GOD and took courage, having obviously reached civilization
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    WOW....I wasted way too much time reading this thread when i could've been doing......





    NOTHING......

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    RandallIsland
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    I didn't get candy for Halloween.

    Nothing...

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    Whats all this then Harrumph Harrumph!

    Don't look at this, it scares me.
    http://images.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/googlyeyes.jpg
    19 BMWMOA Nationals under my belt, and I have no idea what I am doing.

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    Roy, I thought you were dead!

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    Busy. Almost the same thing.
    I have been up to something, so I couldn't post in this thread.
    19 BMWMOA Nationals under my belt, and I have no idea what I am doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wezul View Post
    Roy, I thought you were dead!
    Na, I knew he was still alive, if you look close, his avaitar is jus holding his breath!

    Nothing wrong!

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    D'oh!
    19 BMWMOA Nationals under my belt, and I have no idea what I am doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapid_Roy View Post
    D'oh!
    I was so hoping you were going to post a picture of a big chest ... but alas...

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