This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

[testinglogin]

Arrrrrrr! oops.........nothing.

This thread be nothing, matey!

[RandallIsland]

Posting in Chinese is □什麼.

簡單? Or verbotten?

[Rapid_Roy]

它是困難是謙遜的當您乘坐最佳


It is difficult is humble when you ride best.

Ride long time, chop chop.

[Threeteas]

Nothing could be finer
Than to ride a bike in China
In the mooorning

Nothing could be cuter
Than to sit aboard a scooter
In the moooorning!

Back in Seattle now...although that's nothing like as lyrical.

[MOTOR31]

There are 500 posts here about nothing, so here's the start of the second 500.

[Rapid_Roy]

Nothing could be finer
Than to ride a bike in China
In the mooorning

Nothing could be cuter
Than to sit aboard a scooter
In the moooorning!

Back in Seattle now...although that's nothing like as lyrical.

It's very lyrical in Chinese:

□什麼能美好的比乘坐一輛腳踏車在中國早晨 □什麼能逗人喜愛的比坐一輛滑行車早晨! 在西雅圖現在... 雖然那是□什麼像像抒情。

Translation:□any can the happy ratio ride a bicycle the ratio which morning □any can tease in China to like to sit a slippery driving morning! In Seattle present... although that is □any expresses feelings like the picture.

[The_Veg]

Last I heard it costs upwards of 1 mil to raise a kid...

And to think that the girls I date wonder why I don't want to be a dad.

[RandallIsland]

□什麼能美好的比乘坐一輛腳踏車在中國早晨 □什麼能逗人喜愛的比坐一輛滑行車早晨! 在西雅圖現在... 雖然那是□什麼像像抒情。

Translation:□any can the happy ratio ride a bicycle the ratio which morning □any can tease in China to like to sit a slippery driving morning! In Seattle present... although that is □any expresses feelings like the picture.

Exactly!

I haven't seen a translation program, or computer for that matter, yet, that can effectively translate complex sentence structures, into or out of Chinese.

And guess what you get if you have not demonstrated a mastered proficiency in 6000+ characters?

Nothing!

And not just a lack of fluency, no, that's too easy...

[Rapid_Roy]

Exactly!

I haven't seen a translation program, or computer for that matter, yet, that can effectively translate complex sentence structures, into or out of Chinese.

And guess what you get if you have not demonstrated a mastered proficiency in 6000+ characters?

Nothing!

And not just a lack of fluency, no, that's too easy...

That is exactly what my friend at the Happy Spring Lucky Shining Joy Garden Restaurant said.

Disclaimer: I made up the name so as not to upset the real HSLSJG Restaurant.

[RandallIsland]

And to think that the girls I date wonder why I don't want to be a dad.

You're dating the wrong girls Veg.
But at least you're not alone.

[SHERIDESABEEMER]

Last I heard it costs upwards of 1 mil to raise a kid...

more than that if you want to take 'em somewhere good. (which is..something)

[sumran]

Translation:□any can the happy ratio ride a bicycle the ratio which morning □any can tease in China to like to sit a slippery driving morning! In Seattle present... although that is □any expresses feelings like the picture.

That explains the owners manual for my television. It is good for nothing.

[testinglogin]

NOTHING could be more boring than sitting here at work downloading large pieces of software for a big upgrade this weekend. I'd rather be able to install everything, now. B-O-R-I-N-G. Even worse; I can't leave to go riding.

[Threeteas]

It's very lyrical in Chinese:

□什麼能美好的比乘坐一輛腳踏車在中國早晨 □什麼能逗人喜愛的比坐一輛滑行車早晨! 在西雅圖現在... 雖然那是□什麼像像抒情。

Translation:□any can the happy ratio ride a bicycle the ratio which morning □any can tease in China to like to sit a slippery driving morning! In Seattle present... although that is □any expresses feelings like the picture.

To what tune? I can think of nothing suitable.
(Original offering, sung to, "Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina, in the morning".

I have to go now and experience sitting in a slippery driving morning.

[SHERIDESABEEMER]

NOTHING could be more boring than sitting here at work downloading large pieces of software for a big upgrade this weekend. I'd rather be able to install everything, now. B-O-R-I-N-G. Even worse; I can't leave to go riding.

Ever so often someone will jump in on one of these time wasting threads and tell us to either get a life or go riding. I can get away with a lot of time wasting activities while at work...but for sure riding is not one of them - I just know they'd notice.