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    Why does the newspaper land in the middle of the yard when it's raining but on dry days, it waits patiently at the end of the driveway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newstar View Post
    Why does the newspaper land in the middle of the yard when it's raining but on dry days, it waits patiently at the end of the driveway?
    When asked this question, the newspaper replied that, due to the wet pavement, there was nothing to stop it from sliding off onto the grass.

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    freezing rain

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    Freezing rain, sleet and snow; where the paper stops no one knows. I was a poet, but didn't know it. But, my feet did. They're Longfellows.

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    i think I have a forum incorrect username
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    Quote Originally Posted by 35634 View Post
    i think I have a forum incorrect username
    That's nothing! Most of us in this thread are forum incorrect in one way or another.



    Nothing to see here.........

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    HELP! I'm unstuck in cyberspace!
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    Quote Originally Posted by 35634 View Post
    HELP! I'm unstuck in cyberspace!
    .... but being "unstuck" is still something because 'un-' clearly suggests some sort of existing and tangible entity and releasing from that 'entity' still identifies you as only existing because of that preexisting entity. Ipso facto you remain something.
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    I was always in pursuit of something. When introduced, it was, "This is Tom. Be careful. He's something else!"

    But, I have seen the light! Now, I pursue nothing. Thank God for this thread!

    Tom

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    Quote Originally Posted by From MARS View Post
    Now, I pursue nothing.
    You pursue nothing. I have nothing in my purse. There is nothing in abundance.
    The world is in balance.
    Kevin W.
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    Der Weg ist das Ziel!

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    Balance is being equal on all sides. I am becoming more equal in width to height. Am I becoming more balanced?

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    2 bottles of mountain dew a cup of coffee.......can,t sleep..............this thread should do it








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    I am nothing there for I'm eveything.

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    This thread is areal good seditiv........zzzzzzzzzzzz

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