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    The voices in my head told me to stay home from work today and clean my guns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter trash View Post
    The voices in my head told me to stay home from work today and clean my guns.
    Lighten up Francis.

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    Notification Alert

    Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, oil,
    as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel
    has been turned off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter trash View Post
    Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, oil,
    as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel
    has been turned off.
    And therefore you see....

    nothing?
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    Turn off the lights, the party's over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter trash View Post
    Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas, oil,
    as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel
    has been turned off.
    The light at the end of the tunnel is a frieght train.

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    I see nothing!
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    Move along folks, there's apparently nothing to see here. Yes, I'm talkin' to you.

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    The voices in the wall say it's all in my head.

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    SSSSSSHHHHHHH! what do you hear? NOTHING, of course!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scooter trash View Post
    Just in to remind you to turn over, don't want you gettin bed sores.

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    The Laws of butterology

    If you drop a buttered piece of bread, it will fall on the floor butter-side down. If a cat is dropped from a window or other high and towering place, it will land on its feet. But what if you attach a buttered piece of bread, butter-side up to a cat's back and toss them both out the window? Will the cat land on its feet? Or will the butter splat on the ground?

    Even if you are too lazy to do the experiment yourself you should be able to deduce the obvious result. The laws of butterology demand that the butter must hit the ground, and the equally strict laws of feline aerodynamics demand that the cat can not smash its furry back. If the combined construct were to land, nature would have no way to resolve this paradox. Therefore it simply does not fall.

    That's right, you have discovered the secret of antigravity! A buttered cat will, when released, quickly move to a height where the forces of cat-twisting and butter repulsion are in equilibrium. This equilibrium point can be modified by scraping off some of the butter, providing lift, or removing some of the cat's limbs, allowing descent.

    Most of the civilized species of the Universe already use this principle to drive their ships while within a planetary system. The loud humming heard by most sighters of UFOs is, in fact, the purring of several hundred tabbies.

    The one obvious danger is, of course, if the cats manage to eat the bread off their backs they will instantly plummet. Of course the cats will land on their feet, but this usually doesn't do them much good, since right after they make their graceful landing several tons of red-hot starship and pissed-off aliens crash on top of them.
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    I've done similar experiments with my cat, Socks. Parkay seems to work the best. Can't seem to find the cat, lately. Here, Kitty!

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