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Thread: I volunteer to run the complaint dept. booth at WB

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    HODAG
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    I volunteer to run the complaint dept. booth at WB

    if I run the booth I promise to open early, it'll never close,
    there will be no lines, my booth will be air conditioned or heated with lots of shade or sunshine, I'll have a variety of snacks available while you don't wait, free drinks too
    don't worry about loud music or music you can't hear, no loud campers late at night or early risers
    I'll be close to where you camp, and you will be acknowledged at closing ceremonies

    anything else, please take a number

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    BOKRIJDER
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    Please post a mug shot so people will be able to recognize you.
    ( No cheating here - We all know what Swider looks like)

    motard

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    BUBBAZANETTI
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    one of my goals since joining this site...........to meet mark11lt, lol..............

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    Professional Hermit boofer's Avatar
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    We had breakfast once.....but BG was there too, soooooooo! I do remember he was lusting after a cruiser (beemer) at the time. We live probably 30 miles from each other so it would be tough to meet, with a stock seat, no bar risers, or cruise control to help put on the miles

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    25-MPH NEXT 1OO MILES PacWestGS's Avatar
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    Wear do I stard

    I'd like to file a complaint, where do I start.

    I have number 374 and there are only 40 people standing in this line, and the number counter is on 287.

    Do I have to wait for Mark11lt to call out all the missing people who took a number and gave up because of a little rain...

    I was gonna bring water with me but the TSA took it from me, and damn it's hot with sun shinning down on me, where's my sunscreen, oh that's right the TSA took that too.

    Mark, are you going to provide all the things that the TSA made me throw away before I get to your "Complaints Department"


    Just looking for a little trouble here
    Russ
    "If you took the time to really get to know me...you'd be wasting your time, because I'm exactly who you think I am"

    (Life comes at you pretty fast "Pay it Forward" - Have no regrets when the end happens)

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    Focused kbasa's Avatar
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    Interesting way to take over the MOA, Mark.


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    Some bikes. Some with motors, some without.

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    HODAG
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    I'll be easy to find:

    thats my magic wand on my shoulder I wave it around over your head and suddenly the complaint you had seems to vanish

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    Still Wondering mika's Avatar
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    Mark there is a guy waiting at the gate, said his name is Wille Davison or something like that, says he he knows guys who know guys who ride his motorcycles and can supply security for you and the Parade Leader if the Dork(I think he ment Doc but who am I to argue with a guy like Wille D) and that Sausage guy get outa line.
    Pass the mustard and UP THE REVOLUTION!

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    Slowpoke & Proud of It! BRADFORDBENN's Avatar
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    This is serious stuff. So much so that the FOG Riders (Friends of Garth) have appointed Woodnsteel Minister of Pissing and Moaning.


    This time we even chartered ourselves as club #777.
    -=Brad

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    BELG
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    And for an organized complainer's ride, you can say "Gentleman, start your whimperin'"

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    Roadster Rider sjbmw's Avatar
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    Can I be Ed McMahon and do the opening?

    "Hello America!, and Welcome to the Bitch and Moan show!

    Starring Bitch........ And Moan!

    Tonights musical guests include Blues Sensations CryBaby and the Whiners!"

    da da da

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    BUBBAZANETTI
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    Quote Originally Posted by marK11LT
    I'll be easy to find:

    thats my magic wand on my shoulder I wave it around over your head and suddenly the complaint you had seems to vanish


    is that an MG 34 on your shoulder or are you just happy to see me

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    dlearl476
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    Quote Originally Posted by SFDOC
    I'd like to file a complaint, where do I start.

    I have number 374 and there are only 40 people standing in this line, and the number counter is on 287.

    Do I have to wait for Mark11lt to call out all the missing people who took a number and gave up because of a little rain...

    I was gonna bring water with me but the TSA took it from me, and damn it's hot with sun shinning down on me, where's my sunscreen, oh that's right the TSA took that too.

    Mark, are you going to provide all the things that the TSA made me throw away before I get to your "Complaints Department"


    Just looking for a little trouble here
    Where'd ya git that ugly T-shirt?

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    stealthrider
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    Quote Originally Posted by sjbmw
    Can I be Ed McMahon and do the opening?

    "Hello America!, and Welcome to the Bitch and Moan show!

    Starring Bitch........ And Moan!

    Tonights musical guests include Blues Sensations CryBaby and the Whiners!"

    da da da

    Actually I think it would be the B itch, M oan, W hine show..

    BMW has to stand for something...


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    Has the GS-Lust The_Veg's Avatar
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    I'll have a variety of snacks available while you don't wait, free drinks too.
    What's on the menu? Makes all the diff'rence y'know!
    2012 R1200GS

    "If you can't fix it with a hammer, it's electrical." -somebody's dad

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