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  1. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As slick as snot on a doorknob.

    As slick as snot on a doorknob.
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    A man and a woman who had never met before, but...

    A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
    Though initially embarrassed...
  3. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking...

    As nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
  4. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As bright as Jethro Bodine.

    As bright as Jethro Bodine.
  5. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As sharp as a bowling ball.

    As sharp as a bowling ball.
  6. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As tedious as 3 extra mouse clicks.

    As tedious as 3 extra mouse clicks.
  7. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As obnoxious as a stupid web site word game.

    As obnoxious as a stupid web site word game.
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    Guest Appearance

    I hear that Gonzo made an appearance on the Kimmel show recently.
    Apparently there was also a Muppet.
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    Pool, anyone?

    What is Rob Ford favourite billiards game?
    8 ball.
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    Clean-up in aisle 3

    "Hey! Don't judge Rob Ford,
    "Maybe he's cleaning up the city by smoking all the crack in it.
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    Brothers in arms?

    Apparently, "Rob Ford" is an old Canadian name meaning "Marion Barry".
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    Cracked-up

    Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is an entertaining fellow, the gift that keeps on giving.
    According to police reports, Ford once did heroin with gang members.
    In his defense, Ford said, "We had to, they...
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    I used to live in Toronto but made my escape to...

    I used to live in Toronto but made my escape to cottage country about 10 years ago.
    Mayor Ford has been an almost constant source of amusement since he was elected.
    I agree, NOT funny if you live...
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    And, speaking of jokes and jokesters...

    ... Rest in peace, John Pinette.
    You were great and will be forever missed.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_93apZ1dlTM
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    Kama Cookbook?

    What has the Kama Sutra and a cookbook got in common?

    Whatever my wife tries from it looks nothing like the picture.
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    Postal Mix-up

    Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican.

    Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just received a giant box of communion...
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    Reality TV

    A new reality show is soon to hit our screens in which single women are duped into believing

    they could get married to Prince Harry.

    There's a twist though.

    He looks just like Harry..

    He...
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    The Drunk

    A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral

    and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a...
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    Sure, rub it in!!

    Sure, rub it in!!
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    2014 Mileage Tracker

    Yesterday I went for the first ride of the 2014 season. It was a high of 6C and a low of 1C.
    Didn't matter, the Gerbings jacket and pants plus the heated seat and grips took the chill off.
    The...
  21. Thread: Losing things

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    Speaking of losing things...

    ... I was on a road trip several years ago when I stopped at a diner, put my key in one of the pockets of my Roadcrafter and went in for a bite to eat.
    When I came out and tried to start the bike, I...
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    I had a few of these types following me too...

    I had a few of these types following me too closely one time as I was nearing the outskirts of some town I can't remember the name of. This was years ago.
    What I did was slow down and, of course,...
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    A cabbie picks up a Nun. The nun gets into...

    A cabbie picks up a Nun.

    The nun gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
    won't stop staring at her.

    The nun asks him why he is staring.

    He replies:
    "I have a...
  24. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As bright as a 40-watt bulb on a 20-watt circuit.

    As bright as a 40-watt bulb on a 20-watt circuit.
  25. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    as crowded as the Ganges on laundry day.

    as crowded as the Ganges on laundry day.
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