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    The Old West

    SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND...
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    Second opinion

    My wife had an interesting experience with similar aftereffects except there was not an accident involved. We had been doing some yard work and sat down for a rest. She couldn't remember what she...
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    Riding Comfort

    The only time I don't have back or leg discomfort is when I am riding my 2000 KLT. Cars and house furniture really get to me.

    Bob Schrader
  4. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As busy as a one armed paperhanger

    As busy as a one armed paperhanger
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    Two Young Boys

    Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
    The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
    ...
  6. Thread: Don't panic

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    Don't panic

    What in heck are you all talking about?


    Bob Schrader
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    I don't know how many words there are in the...

    I don't know how many words there are in the English language, but I wouldn't be surprised if they had not all been used by now. Maybe somebody should check and see.

    Bob Schrader
  8. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As_as_

    As useless as sin.
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    Why Older Men Don't Get Hired

    Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

    Older Man: "Honesty."

    Human Resources Manager: "I really don't think honesty is a weakness."

    Older Man : "I really don't give a...
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    If the Shoe Fits

    The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close...
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    Two Blondes

    Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a


    truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.



    "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery,"
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    Good Advice

    Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:


    "I've got problems. Every time I go to...
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    Job Interview

    The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents...
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    Add one more

    Pat Sajak joined the US Army in 1968 and served in Vietnam.




    Bob Schrader
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    And One More

    George Gobel was a pilot in the US Army Air Corps.
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    Patch

    MOA Country Store?


    BobSchrader
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    Can you validate the figures 30% and 97%?

    Can you validate the figures 30% and 97%?
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    Parson's Son BBQ

    We were visiting family in the area and stopped in for lunch. The food was great and the parson's son is a very personable host. We learned about how the business came to be and how much it has...
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    Forgot Her Glasses

    Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time in retirement.

    Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was...
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    The DEA Agent

    A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that...
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    Hip Replacement

    I had my hip replaced it 2004 and my wife had hers replaced in 2011. We were both cleared to resume riding in just a month or two depending on our rate of recovery. That was directly related to how...
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    Old Time Radio

    I am looking forward to hearing the original "War Of the Worlds" that scared everybody when Orson Wells produced it on the Mercury Theater.

    Bob
  23. Thread: Old Time Radio

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    Old Time Radio

    For those who remember life BTV (before TV): http://www.dumb.com/oldtimeradio/
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    Cowboy vs Congress

    Bud the Cowboy







    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
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    A real thrill

    I saw Bob Hoover do this with his P-51 many years ago. Cannot verify the source of the story.

    Bob Schrader

    Just about every military pilot I know would like a chance to fly the Mustang, It is...
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