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  1. I recently ordered a new helmet that is being...

    I recently ordered a new helmet that is being shipped UPS. I waited out on the front porch all day yesterday for it to arrive . . . nothing . . . Nothing . . . NOTHING!!!

    . . . What's that? Oh,...
  2. Thread: By-Passing ABS

    by flgoff
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    Bypass the ABS . . .no No NO!!! Don't do it ,...

    Bypass the ABS . . .no No NO!!! Don't do it , Man! There's just nothing to turn the chicks on quicker than whipping off your T-shirt and flashing a good set of . . . . . . . what? Oh, . . . never...
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    Michael Collins Irish Whiskey with a chaser of ....

    Michael Collins Irish Whiskey with a chaser of . . .
    Michael Collins Irish Whiskey

    Floyd:bottle
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    One has to assume that the people who find that...

    One has to assume that the people who find that ad offensive do not have a working TV in their home.

    Floyd
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    Why do I think that if you win the "least...

    Why do I think that if you win the "least mileage" contest it's a misnomer . . . doesn't that make you a loser or, at the very least, one of the unfortunates?

    Floyd
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    My 2007 F650GS was prchased new June 1, 2007, and...

    My 2007 F650GS was prchased new June 1, 2007, and yesterday the odometer rolled over 42,000 miles. Included in that have been two extended trips to New England, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Cape...
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    Well, Crap! Does this mean I have to get married...

    Well, Crap! Does this mean I have to get married AGAIN?

    Floyd
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    I lived the first 23 years of my life in...

    I lived the first 23 years of my life in Centralia, IL . . . if cjack is right about it being God's country, I wonder what he was so pissed off about. +1 on middle to eastern Tennessee.

    Floyd
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    I run with my heated vest on and the heated grips...

    I run with my heated vest on and the heated grips on low, and have not experienced any problem . . . so far.

    Floyd
  10. I leave tomorrow on a 6 week, 8 to 9 thousand...

    I leave tomorrow on a 6 week, 8 to 9 thousand mile loop out west. I came here for route and riding tips . . . nothing . . . no help . . . nada . . . just a massive void . . . how totally...
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    King Edward Imperial and a can of cheap beer . ....

    King Edward Imperial and a can of cheap beer . . . Hey! Some of us have to live on a budget so we can afford gasoline!:D

    Floyd
  12. Thread: An apology

    by flgoff
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    Well, now you've gone and ruined all my "PMS"...

    Well, now you've gone and ruined all my "PMS" jokes!

    Floyd
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    OH NO! Not another final drive failure!:banghead...

    OH NO! Not another final drive failure!:banghead

    Floyd
  14. On our trip to Nova Scotia and Cape Breton Island...

    On our trip to Nova Scotia and Cape Breton Island in July of last year it was foggy or raining every single day. We loved every minute of it. The ride around the island on the Cabot Trail is...
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    I'm sorry . . . I thought everyone knew . . . all...

    I'm sorry . . . I thought everyone knew . . . all K bikes are possessed. That strong sulphur smell is Satan's very own hellfire and brimstone. Or a fried wiring harness as stated.

    Floyd
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    I had a bong like that once . . . don't remember...

    I had a bong like that once . . . don't remember when, or where I was living at the time, but I promise you, that is not the person who will help you find the elusive chair . . .

    Floyd
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    My favorite saying regarding this is, " would...

    My favorite saying regarding this is, " would some one please tell me what the Hell the "Help" means in Help Desk?!!?

    Floyd
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    But are the fuses enjoying it?:blush

    But are the fuses enjoying it?:blush
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    Excessive conspicuity is red plaid shorts and a...

    Excessive conspicuity is red plaid shorts and a lime green shirt on the golf course. If the lights behinnd you are blinding you, might I sugest the obvious . . . pull over and let him pass, and now...
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    It is my intention to head out towards the...

    It is my intention to head out towards the plateau . . . I'll follow a familiar highway till I see one of those roads I've never taken and have no clue where it goes. I do this often and the...
  21. Thread: Post your mug

    by flgoff
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    Sticky: http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i25/flgoff/019.j...

    http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i25/flgoff/019.jpg:eat
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    I'm 73 and see nothing here that I was not...

    I'm 73 and see nothing here that I was not familiar with. Caddying and setting pens at the local bowling alley, at age 12, to save up for a motor bike.

    What I will add is that my Grandfather...
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    Sticky: I was going to post a picture of my airhead, but...

    I was going to post a picture of my airhead, but she took all of them with her when she moved out . . . Wanna see my big thumper?

    Floyd
  24. This is just silly . . . I'm going to start a new...

    This is just silly . . . I'm going to start a new thread ...................about ...............................Aaaaargh, I'm drawing a blank!

    Floyd, aka SonnyandChair:scratch
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    Veg, You made me blow beer out my nose! Icy...

    Veg, You made me blow beer out my nose! Icy cold beer,(I don't care HOW they do it in Britain). The icy cold was necessary for the 100 degree temps here this afternoon.

    Floyd
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