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    I never had a problem having a drink on a...

    I never had a problem having a drink on a reservation.

    Put up a "no fishing" sign and what happens?
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    bumpy

    You'll have a good time on the reservations. They are sad places,the roads are often terrible(fun on a R1200 I'm sure).
    Make friends quiclky,buy drinks.

    oak ya te hey= How ya doin...
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    I'd say screw the Tallahasee shop,they seem...

    I'd say screw the Tallahasee shop,they seem arogant and plenty full of bull. The letter you got from the Dealership represents the kind of people they are. Telling the customer he/she is wrong is...
  4. Thread: Post your mug

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    Sticky: start weeping,

    Yes,those are all my bikes. Glad you like them! Ok,I'k going to hell for being a liar If I don't straighten this one out. I was working at "The Art of The Motorcycle"-Memphis. Got to clean the bikes...
  5. Thread: Post your mug

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    Sticky: ok, so I guess I'll show my face.

    ok, so I guess I'll show my face.
  6. Thread: Best Line?

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    Licking your eye brows could work too. :D

    Licking your eye brows could work too. :D
  7. Thread: Best Line?

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    oh yes,she had,"those big bavarian breasts" all I...

    oh yes,she had,"those big bavarian breasts" all I could think of was the line from True Lies-"make ya set up and beg for buttermilk" :D
  8. Thread: Best Line?

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    Best Line?

    So, us guys have always wondered what the best pick up line to use on a great looking female type is at the right time. It's one of those things ya have to think of quick and hope like hell it works....
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    A two four (or less) after each big trip. Thats...

    A two four (or less) after each big trip. Thats two four-24 in a case.

    Keep yer stick on the ice! :thumb
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    (The Kim J Ill pic) Looks like he's rinsing his...

    (The Kim J Ill pic) Looks like he's rinsing his mouth out with Dr.Tishner's without diluting it in water. Username hit pretty close to the target for me.


    The Iraqi man-
    "We have seating for...
  11. Thread: Taking July off

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    what he said

    What e-moto said,and the Canada border is always a hassle but worth it. Summer time in Canada is the only time to ride it but it also means road repair season.
  12. war sucks.I know,Been there done that got the...

    war sucks.I know,Been there done that got the tee-shirt. War still sucks.
    The politicos should be meant to do the fighting. I aint no senators son!
  13. We're in a mess over there now. Sure we were...

    We're in a mess over there now. Sure we were attacked,and we attacked back into the taliban in Afganistan. But Bush had to go and stick us in Iraq,now he has no idea how to get us out. Leave the...
  14. Thread: Lightning!!!

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    helpful stuff

    Seek shelter away from the bike if possibe. If the storm comes upon you fast.Do this;
    1.Park Bike.(don't worry about the bike right now you have to survive).

    2. Move away from bike and seek...
  15. Mork and Mindy? NOT!

    Mork and Mindy?

    NOT!
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    and,

    and For Pete's sake, never under any cirmustances ride through Memphis,Tennessee. Memphis has some of the worst drivers in the country. I talked to a State Trooper here yesterday, and he said he...
  17. Thread: Lightning!!!

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    Lightning!!!

    Anyone besides me see the news this morning about the rider in Virginia getting killed by a lightning strike? The bike looked like a R1200GS,and was fried bad. Anyone know who the rider was?



    ...
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    ya going?

    Hey Bradford Ben, or any one else,are you going to the Rocket Rally in Huntsville?
    I am.
    I'll be signing autographs.Ya know I'm famous now since I got a thread going about Military bases shutting...
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    Lmao

    I was sitting here thinking the same thing,and laughing my arse off :lol
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    Values according to Gnome

    Quote from Lorzepam;
    To put a productive citizen in jail because he likes to catch a buzz from pot and not alcohol, to me is very wrong. The same with prostitution. If some guy want to get laid and...
  21. Thread: Wwjr?

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    yea man ,pass that one over here! Wow man!

    yea man ,pass that one over here! Wow man!
  22. Thread: Wwjr?

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    I know I know,

    I think he would ride a Bultaco. :wave
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    not bad

    I like Star Bucks but not at the price they charge. My favorite Coffee in the whole wide world is Community Coffee Hotel Blend. Not to bold,smooth,and nothing fancy,best aroma coffee I've ever...
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    Gambrinus, Ironhorsecowboy,and Mikethebike may I...

    Gambrinus, Ironhorsecowboy,and Mikethebike may I send you a case of Beer? I Love you guys!!!

    The ACLU can rot in Hell. :nra
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    Ok the James Carville picture is to much. By the...

    Ok the James Carville picture is to much. By the way James isn't from Louisana,he's from the planet Vulcron.

    As I heard one guy say about James once,"I wouldn't piss in his arse ifn his guts wus...
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