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  1. Thread: As ___ as ___

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    As_as_

    As useless as sin.
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    Why Older Men Don't Get Hired

    Human Resources Manager: "What is your greatest weakness?"

    Older Man: "Honesty."

    Human Resources Manager: "I really don't think honesty is a weakness."

    Older Man : "I really don't give a...
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    If the Shoe Fits

    The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close...
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    Two Blondes

    Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when a


    truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.



    "I'm going to do that when I win the lottery,"
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    Good Advice

    Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

    EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:


    "I've got problems. Every time I go to...
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    Job Interview

    The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

    After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents...
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    Add one more

    Pat Sajak joined the US Army in 1968 and served in Vietnam.




    Bob Schrader
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    And One More

    George Gobel was a pilot in the US Army Air Corps.
  9. Thread: Patch

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    Patch

    MOA Country Store?


    BobSchrader
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    Can you validate the figures 30% and 97%?

    Can you validate the figures 30% and 97%?
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    Parson's Son BBQ

    We were visiting family in the area and stopped in for lunch. The food was great and the parson's son is a very personable host. We learned about how the business came to be and how much it has...
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    Forgot Her Glasses

    Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time in retirement.

    Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was...
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    The DEA Agent

    A DEA Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that...
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    Hip Replacement

    I had my hip replaced it 2004 and my wife had hers replaced in 2011. We were both cleared to resume riding in just a month or two depending on our rate of recovery. That was directly related to how...
  15. Thread: Old Time Radio

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    Old Time Radio

    I am looking forward to hearing the original "War Of the Worlds" that scared everybody when Orson Wells produced it on the Mercury Theater.

    Bob
  16. Thread: Old Time Radio

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    Old Time Radio

    For those who remember life BTV (before TV): http://www.dumb.com/oldtimeradio/
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    Cowboy vs Congress

    Bud the Cowboy







    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
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    A real thrill

    I saw Bob Hoover do this with his P-51 many years ago. Cannot verify the source of the story.

    Bob Schrader

    Just about every military pilot I know would like a chance to fly the Mustang, It is...
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    Retired Air Force and regional airline pilot ...

    Retired Air Force and regional airline pilot

    Bob Schrader
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    virus

    I also use AVG and have had no virus warnings on the MOA site.

    Bob Schrader
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    Perrermint Taste

    John went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill , who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.

    John complained that the...
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    Knee Replacement

    I had my knee replaced 12/23/10. Was home within 3 days walking with walker, in home therapy for about 4 weeks 3 times a week and on the off days the therapy was performed by me 3 times a day...
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    Failure to communicate

    WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!



    Kevin had shingles.
    Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are...
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    1991 Chrysler LeBaron convertible (90% restored)...

    1991 Chrysler LeBaron convertible (90% restored)
    1993 Chevrolet S10
    2000 K1200LT
    2005 Chrysler Crossfire Roadster
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    New CEO

    THIS REALLY IS PRICELESS. If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a...
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