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    Oh you SUCK! I am still here for two more days. I...

    Oh you SUCK! I am still here for two more days. I am ready to crack open a cold one. Well I hope it is easy to get through MISS. and get home. I can promise one thing for absolute certain. Cold,...
  2. Thread: Bah humbug!

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    I love to stir the pot. JC I can honestly say you...

    I love to stir the pot. JC I can honestly say you have never posted a thing I did not enjoy reading. I am just trying to breed hate and discontent. Gives me an excuse to buy more beer in July. So...
  3. Thread: Bah humbug!

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    This entire thread is religious. It is about...

    This entire thread is religious. It is about Christmas right?
  4. Thread: Bah humbug!

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    One of the first things that comes into my mind...

    One of the first things that comes into my mind each Christmas are were is the ACLU and similar groups clamoring for the right to be able to work on Dec. 25? Why do atheiests and such continue to...
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    Well I still am serving proudly for our country....

    Well I still am serving proudly for our country. I was at 17 years as of yesterday. I have done all kinds of stuff over the last 17 years. My time has all been National Guard but I have been deployed...
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    I gotta go with my home state, AR. I live in...

    I gotta go with my home state, AR. I live in Paris. I would refer to the area I live as the foothills of the Ozarks even though the highest point in the state is 10 miles from my house. Moving North...
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    Well I got up this evening to a brisk 58 degrees...

    Well I got up this evening to a brisk 58 degrees here in Taji. I looked at my big calender and I made one more X on it. 29 days and counting now. Took a shower and walked over here to the office....
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    Isn't this the second thread about the Lowrider...

    Isn't this the second thread about the Lowrider BMW? Just thought it was odd we were chewing this cud twice.

    Kelly
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    "ditto"

    "ditto"
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    I have no way to test this. The maximun posted...

    I have no way to test this. The maximun posted speed limit in AR is 70mph. I would never, ever ride faster than the posted speed limit. I am not sure which states have a posted limit of over 100mph....
  11. Thread: bad dream

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    I curled up into the fetal position and cried...

    I curled up into the fetal position and cried myself to sleep last night over the new HDTV format. I keep playing the same song over and over in my head, by REM "It's The End of The World As We Know...
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    John Galt is the heroic main characters in Ayn...

    John Galt is the heroic main characters in Ayn Rand's novel Atlas Shrugged, although he is absent from much of the text. Instead he is the subject of the novel's oft repeated question: "Who is John...
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    As a current military motorcycle rider I can tell...

    As a current military motorcycle rider I can tell you a few things that are required to ride. You must be attired in leather boots, DOT approved helmet, gloves, a bright orange or chartruse vest with...
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    Ok I have flip flopped on this a dozen times and...

    Ok I have flip flopped on this a dozen times and I thought I knew for sure which route I wanted to take but now I am torn. I guess I will use a lifeline and difer to the audience.

    Here is the...
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    Gimme a ride report

    Ok here it is. My journey to the rally continues to grow. I am going to end up in Buffalo, NY before the rally in July. I am going to head south from Buffalo towards Johnson City. Some of you in your...
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    Global warming is kicking our asses also. Rain...

    Global warming is kicking our asses also. Rain last two days temps tonight in the 50's. new record low for central Iraq. And they been keep records here a mighty long time. High today was 71 another...
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    I like the Arctic Roadrunner in Anchorage, AK. It...

    I like the Arctic Roadrunner in Anchorage, AK. It is just a plain burger with banana peppers. But wow it is good. With the home-made onion rings, and of course a large coke.

    Kelly(Burger King...
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    How about running Microsoft Axces the data base...

    How about running Microsoft Axces the data base spread sheet? I love the new MAC but I have to use Axces everyday.

    Kelly
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    Next you will say you are trading in your BMW for...

    Next you will say you are trading in your BMW for a Subaru.
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    Never dull is great stuff. It looks kind of like...

    Never dull is great stuff. It looks kind of like a gross cotton ball. I used hydrogen peroxide first then never dull to get some shoe rubber off.
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    No please accept my apology first. I did not even realize you were gone. lol SORRY could not help myself. Are you even a member here?

    Kelly ( wishing I was as funny as I think I am)
  22. Thread: Frosty roads

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    Hey SanAntonio may be south but let me tell you...

    Hey SanAntonio may be south but let me tell you something. In Feburary it can get pretty nasty. I spent some time on the back of a horse down that way freezing my butt off chasing cows. 25F with 90%...
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    I had a similar scenario with a BMW auto. When I...

    I had a similar scenario with a BMW auto. When I pressed him again for a fax copy of the title I got a very angry email response. You could get his Western Union or Money Gram information and turn it...
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    You guys are killing me thank goodness it is...

    You guys are killing me thank goodness it is KingCrab and prime rib night tomorrow in the dining facility here in Taji, Iraq. Hey Kelts is great my garage to a pint is 25 minutes. But it is in Altus,...
  25. Thread: Funny Tales

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    In Arkansas in August last year at a gas station....

    In Arkansas in August last year at a gas station.

    "Is it hot in all that gear?" "No not at all!" as sarcastically as possible
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