How about "Sick Bay"?
It seems that we've got a few threads going in Campfire right now related to medical issues, i.e. colonoscopies, knee surgeries, hip replacements...etc. etc.
I mean, all us old farts DO talk about this stuff around rally campfires, that's for sure.
Good Luck and Get Well Soon to all those that are going to have surgery and/or some medical procedure.