Garage urinal and shooting cats
I see this is a class publishing outfit. It's kinda like Mad magazine for the snowblower set. I could read this while sipping from a glass containing three fingers of scotch.
Build my own garage urinal, what a great idea!!! With that, Dish TV, a hammock, beer fridge, Weber grill, and a propane heater (connected to a 2000 lb cylinder), I would never have to enter the house this winter. That would make my wife sooooooo happy.
A primer on shooting cats. Let's see, do you think they are talking about using a BB gun? Maybe a Daisy or Red Ryder? Nahhhhhhh. We're talking about a .50 caliber sniper rifle, good for 2000-2500 yards; something like this:[url]http://www.snipercountry.com/photogallery/FireBase_Blessing_Afghanistan_Rooftop2.jpg[/url]
Only problem is, sometimes the cats are well-armed: [url]http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg[/url]