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f14rio
04-14-2010, 10:07 PM
probably need a 'best caption' contest here.

greenwald
04-15-2010, 02:27 AM
probably need a 'best caption' contest here.

R & D field testing a more reliable 'final drive!'

Ken F
04-15-2010, 03:15 AM
Ouch

tinytrains
04-15-2010, 03:59 AM
To be know as the "Donkey-head"? :dance

Btw, the rider appears to be texting while driving. But at least he has head gear on.

riverlvr
04-15-2010, 05:03 AM
More like an AS

gertiektn
04-15-2010, 05:39 AM
?? replacement for the GS??

When the total financial breakdown occurs and the we run out of oil.


We will all want our own "Beemer Boro"!

dwestly
04-15-2010, 01:13 PM
COMING TO YOUR BMW DEALER SOON!: The new "D1". Simple controls, foolproof drivetrain and suspension. All-terrain capability, run-flats included. Extra loud horn standard. Runs on almost anything. Never needs washing/waxing. GDWR exceeds today's motorcycles.

(Drawbacks: Won't win any quarter-mile runs. Can be difficult to control during full throttle acceleration...)

riverlvr
04-15-2010, 03:47 PM
I'd be surprised if it would pass emission standards and how do you rate horsepower?

f14rio
04-15-2010, 04:05 PM
“A Marine goes into a bar and says "Hey donkey driver, gimme a beer!"...the donkey driver bartender is upset and says "Sir, I'm an Iraqi, please don't call me that!" and serves the beer....a little later, the Marine says, "Hey donkey driver, gimmee another beer!"....the donkey driver is more upset, and says"Sir, that really upsets me; I asked you not to call me that...how would you feel if our situations were reversed?"

So the Marine and the donkey driver change places, and the donkey driver goes outside, comes back in, and says, "Hey jarhead, gimme a beer!"..to which the Marine replies:

"Sorry, we don't serve donkey drivers here!"

dhgeyer
04-15-2010, 11:31 PM
Bahrainian Mule Works. The logo symbolizes 4 slices of goat pie, two of which are rancid. The thing in his hand only looks like a cell phone: it's really the remote control.

Zygmund
04-16-2010, 12:42 PM
Heated seat and cruise!
:thumb

feldis
05-05-2010, 09:24 AM
Wheres the ATGATT and is he Texting while driving?

ka5ysy
05-05-2010, 10:51 PM
He bought a Harley instead of a GS......



:hide

criminaldesign
05-06-2010, 01:19 AM
You guys don't know what you're talking about. He's totally kicking it in Utah making fun of his buddy's bike and gizmos.

dwestly
05-06-2010, 01:31 AM
wow...adjustable footpegs...

Trickster
05-07-2010, 02:31 AM
Best caption contest?

or best racist comment in regards to a less fortunate human being?

This thread is childish!

But thats just my "self rightous" 2 cents worth.

tinytrains
05-07-2010, 05:05 AM
Best caption contest?

or best racist comment in regards to a less fortunate human being?

This thread is childish!

But thats just my "self rightous" 2 cents worth.

Of 16 posts, I only find one to be in poor taste (I am surprised them mods did not zap it). The rest are simply motorcycle riding to donkey riding comparisons. Had it been an America cowboy with a BMW logo on his horse, the other 15 posts would be the same.

Scott