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[cmilliron]

Just wanted to say hello to the K-bike folks.

I have been watching this forum for several months and finally decided to pull the trigger on a membership.

Now I can post like a REAL BMW owner, not just someone who borrowed a co-worker's logon!

Cliff

[BMWBeauty]

Hello Cliff... :wave And Welcome To The Forum..... ;)

[Cliffy777]

hi cliff....i am greeting you not as a k-bike owner, but as a fellow motorcycle enthusiast with the same name. there are so few of us......we are an endangered feces...er, species. welcome to the monkey house. you know that we want to see pics of your bike now.

[cmilliron]

The whole name thing is rare. So rare that one of my favorite (although very corny) pick-up lines was "hello, my name is Cliff, why don't you drop over some time?" As bad as it sounds, it works!!

Pictures will be coming!!

[SNC1923]

one of my favorite (although very corny) pick-up lines was "hello, my name is Cliff, why don't you drop over some time?" As bad as it sounds, it works!!

Oh, you'll fit right in. Welcome. :wave

[soldemall]

That's as bad as the doormat with the wording, "Hi, I'm Mat"

[kbasa]

Hang me on the wall and call me Art.

[manicmechanic]

Well, throw me under the truck and call me Jack!

[BradfordBenn]

Throw me in the pool and call me Bob

[cmilliron]

Members,

I feel the point of my little story about "hi my name is Cliff, why don't you drop over some time" is being devalued! It is not appropriate to compare juvenile "nail me on the wall, and call me Art" style puns to a much used and occasionally successful pick-up line.

If this thread must continue (and I see no reason why not), let’s get some of your old "tried and true" ice-breaking lines out there..!! Heck, we all might benefit from the sharing of critical ideas.

Otherwise, let us all rise above the mediocrity that permeates our humanity and focus our efforts on the proliferation of cycling as the single best substitute for intimate relations with others!

Cliff

[boofer]

Welcome........It just goes downhill from here !

















:clap

[YB in IN]

Members,

I feel the point of my little story about "hi my name is Cliff, why don't you drop over some time" is being devalued! It is not appropriate to compare juvenile "nail me on the wall, and call me Art" style puns to a much used and occasionally successful pick-up line.

If this thread must continue (and I see no reason why not), let’s get some of your old "tried and true" ice-breaking lines out there..!! Heck, we all might benefit from the sharing of critical ideas.

Otherwise, let us all rise above the mediocrity that permeates our humanity and focus our efforts on the proliferation of cycling as the single best substitute for intimate relations with others!

Cliff

I've always been a big fan of "Hi, I'm Garth, whats your name?"

[BradfordBenn]

I've always been a big fan of "Hi, I'm Garth, whats your name?"

Every time I try that one someone eventually tells them that my name is really Brad. :stick

[EastTNBeemer]

Maybe "If you find me lying at your door, call me Matt......" :brow

[boofer]

So, after a killer opening line, we have some drinks and conversation. Then she says, "you do know, I'm not sleeping with you!" Smiling I reply, "that's alright, I'm just killing time waiting for the pretty girls" ! :thumb


Tim

[jgr451]

"Would you be interested in going out with me tonight?"

It worked!!

And on that note,How many Real Men does it take to change a lightbulb?

None.Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

Hi Cliff!!

[bigfoot105]

Hello Cliff, Welcome to the fun! :wave

And Now....The Pick Up Line...

Hello.....Tickle your ass with a feather????? and if she answers...WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!!!! (Pissed) I say....It's particularlly nasty weather.

Or she could say....OK :thumb