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rocketman
02-03-2005, 11:36 AM
1. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
2. Compounds of hydrogen and oxygen in the proportion of two to one that are without visible movement invariably tend to flow with profundity.
3. A body of persons abiding in a domicile of silica with metallic oxides should not carelessly project small geologic specimens.
4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
5. Where there is sufficient positive volition a successful conclusion may usually be anticipated.
6. Cast a stroke at the propitious moment when the silver-white metallic substance is of excessive temperature.
7. A tremendous disturbance of the atmosphere is generally succeeded by a corresponding period of absolute tranquility.
8. The customary symbol of regal power does not necessarily indicate desirable mental tranquility.
9. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain compatibles.
10. Neophyte's serendipity.
11. Each mass of vapory collection suspended in the firmament has an interior decoration of metallic hue.
12. Variations from the ordinary or common routine of experience are that which gives zest to man's cycle of existence.
13. Those who possess unusually little intellect often project themselves into situations where the winged, ethereal likenesses of men hesitate to perambulate.
14. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific.
15. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to deification.
16. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
17. He who locks himself into the arms of Morpheus promptly at eventide and starts the day before it is officially announced by the rising sun, excels in physical fitness, increases in economic assets, and cerebrates with remarkable efficiency.
18. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
19. The cognomens of those bereft of efficiency of judgment are definitely similar of the portion of their anatomy that extends from the brow to the lower extremity of the lower jaw, in constantly being perceived on display in sites of prominence.
20. A feathered biped in a gilded cage is equivalent to double that number at large.
21. Equine quadrupeds may indubitably be induced to approach that well-known standard of specific gravity, but not necessarily be induced to imbibe thereof.
22. All articles, which coruscate with resplendence, are not truly auriferous.
23. Calculus concretions in rotary transition glean negligible bryophitic accretion.
24. The incontinently astirring rascorial vertebrae apprehends the lytta-like verminicular invertabrae.
25. It hath been deemed unwise to calculate upon the quantity of junior poultry prior to the completion of proper incubation.
26. Where there are visible vapors having their provenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there will be also observed conflagration.
27. Unwanted egotism prophesies the speedy effect of the force of gravity.
28. The placement of the termination as a precedent to the commencement should never be essayed.
29. A small, one-eyed steel instrument used at the crucial moment may rescue the square of three.
30. To depart from the path of rectitude is characteristic of the human species, but to be tolerant, loving and kind toward wrongdoers is Godlike.
31. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
32. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
33. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
34. Accelerated execution often produces faulty results.
35. History records numerous painful occurrences between the drinking vessel and the facial aperture which it wished to contact.
36. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
37. Abstention from any eleatory undertaking precludes a potential accumulation of a lucrative nature.
38. Missiles of ligneous or oterous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osceous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
39. When the humidity attains the bursting point it does so profusely.
40. When the feline quadruped is conspicuous by its absence the lesser rodents avail themselves of the opportunity to participate in some unrestrained frivolity.
41. Pedal habiliments of variegated hue and design artistically lubricated and illuminated with ambidextrous facility for the infinitesimal remuneration of 10 cents per operation.
42. Permanently absented in simultaneous confunction with severely agitated admixtures of nitrogen and oxygen.
43. One should hypersthetically exercise macrography on that situs which one should eventually tenant should one propel oneself into the troposphere.
44. Do not dissipate your competence by habitudenous prodigality lest you subsequently lament an exiguous inadequacy.
45. In promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articulating your superficial sentimentalities or amicable philosophical observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosities.
46. Members of an avian species or identical plumage congregate.

RM

bigfoot105
02-03-2005, 12:16 PM
Hummmm, I've never thought of it that way. Thanks for enlightening me and given me some "Points to Ponder" :huh

BradfordBenn
02-03-2005, 12:34 PM
Okay, I have now worn out my dictionary....

:rofl

SuperMoto7
02-03-2005, 12:46 PM
1. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
2. Compounds of hydrogen and oxygen in the proportion of two to one that are without visible movement invariably tend to flow with profundity.
3. A body of persons abiding in a domicile of silica with metallic oxides should not carelessly project small geologic specimens.
4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
5. Where there is sufficient positive volition a successful conclusion may usually be anticipated.
6. Cast a stroke at the propitious moment when the silver-white metallic substance is of excessive temperature.
7. A tremendous disturbance of the atmosphere is generally succeeded by a corresponding period of absolute tranquility.
8. The customary symbol of regal power does not necessarily indicate desirable mental tranquility.
9. A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques vitiate the potable concoction produced by steeping certain compatibles.
10. Neophyte's serendipity.
11. Each mass of vapory collection suspended in the firmament has an interior decoration of metallic hue.
12. Variations from the ordinary or common routine of experience are that which gives zest to man's cycle of existence.
13. Those who possess unusually little intellect often project themselves into situations where the winged, ethereal likenesses of men hesitate to perambulate.
14. Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minific.
15. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to deification.
16. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
17. He who locks himself into the arms of Morpheus promptly at eventide and starts the day before it is officially announced by the rising sun, excels in physical fitness, increases in economic assets, and cerebrates with remarkable efficiency.
18. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
19. The cognomens of those bereft of efficiency of judgment are definitely similar of the portion of their anatomy that extends from the brow to the lower extremity of the lower jaw, in constantly being perceived on display in sites of prominence.
20. A feathered biped in a gilded cage is equivalent to double that number at large.
21. Equine quadrupeds may indubitably be induced to approach that well-known standard of specific gravity, but not necessarily be induced to imbibe thereof.
22. All articles, which coruscate with resplendence, are not truly auriferous.
23. Calculus concretions in rotary transition glean negligible bryophitic accretion.
24. The incontinently astirring rascorial vertebrae apprehends the lytta-like verminicular invertabrae.
25. It hath been deemed unwise to calculate upon the quantity of junior poultry prior to the completion of proper incubation.
26. Where there are visible vapors having their provenience in ignited carbonaceous materials, there will be also observed conflagration.
27. Unwanted egotism prophesies the speedy effect of the force of gravity.
28. The placement of the termination as a precedent to the commencement should never be essayed.
29. A small, one-eyed steel instrument used at the crucial moment may rescue the square of three.
30. To depart from the path of rectitude is characteristic of the human species, but to be tolerant, loving and kind toward wrongdoers is Godlike.
31. Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
32. Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
33. Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
34. Accelerated execution often produces faulty results.
35. History records numerous painful occurrences between the drinking vessel and the facial aperture which it wished to contact.
36. The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
37. Abstention from any eleatory undertaking precludes a potential accumulation of a lucrative nature.
38. Missiles of ligneous or oterous consistency have the potential of fracturing my osceous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.
39. When the humidity attains the bursting point it does so profusely.
40. When the feline quadruped is conspicuous by its absence the lesser rodents avail themselves of the opportunity to participate in some unrestrained frivolity.
41. Pedal habiliments of variegated hue and design artistically lubricated and illuminated with ambidextrous facility for the infinitesimal remuneration of 10 cents per operation.
42. Permanently absented in simultaneous confunction with severely agitated admixtures of nitrogen and oxygen.
43. One should hypersthetically exercise macrography on that situs which one should eventually tenant should one propel oneself into the troposphere.
44. Do not dissipate your competence by habitudenous prodigality lest you subsequently lament an exiguous inadequacy.
45. In promulgating your esoteric cogitations and articulating your superficial sentimentalities or amicable philosophical observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosities.
46. Members of an avian species or identical plumage congregate.

ditto!

riderR1150GSAdv
02-03-2005, 01:18 PM
Half way through I fell asleep :snore , and when I woke up I had a:hungover
Now what did I do with those blue pills?? :D :D

boofer
02-03-2005, 02:31 PM
Man, stick with the "stock ECU" !!

jgr451
02-03-2005, 02:41 PM
Come on!!

Some of those aren't even real words..!!!!

(are they?) :type

Rob Nye
02-03-2005, 02:44 PM
Oh man,

I hope that wasn't like, a multiple choice test or something.

Good work. :brow

Best,

Rob Nye
Lost in RI. :dunno

Braddog
02-03-2005, 02:48 PM
It's one of those translation thingies...

For example:

2. Compounds of hydrogen and oxygen in the proportion of two to one that are without visible movement invariably tend to flow with profundity.
Still waters run deep. :clap

Braddog
02-03-2005, 02:49 PM
3. A body of persons abiding in a domicile of silica with metallic oxides should not carelessly project small geologic specimens.
People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

Braddog
02-03-2005, 02:52 PM
4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
Don't cry over spilled milk.

bigfoot105
02-03-2005, 02:52 PM
Does anybody know another word for "Thesaurus"? :dunno

Fritzc
02-03-2005, 02:56 PM
16. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.


You can't teach an old dog new tricks? :clap

Fritzc
02-03-2005, 02:57 PM
15. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to deification.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness!

bigfoot105
02-03-2005, 03:05 PM
"To find one's self in an unsanitary body of hydrogen and oxygen in the proportions of two to one without the necessary means of self propulsion"

bigfoot105
02-03-2005, 03:10 PM
#46 Members of the avian species or identical plumage congregate.

"Birds of a feather flock together"

manicmechanic
02-03-2005, 03:46 PM
To paraphrase #47, finding oneself up the proverbial tributary without the proper method of imparting motion to one's craft.

bigfoot105
02-03-2005, 04:23 PM
#39 When it rains it pours.

#40 When the cat is away, the mice will play.

bigfoot105
02-03-2005, 04:31 PM
#9 Too many cooks spoil the broth

#26 Where there's smoke there's fire

I'm glad RM posted this today. I would've been totally useless at my mindless job if it weren't for this.

dano
02-03-2005, 04:39 PM
As any "good" BMW shop / dealer would say..........."Thay all do that". :D

bigfoot105
02-03-2005, 04:40 PM
#6 Strike now while the iron is hot.

#7 The calm before the storm.

I'm going to take a nap now :snore

bigfoot105
02-03-2005, 04:50 PM
#17 Late to bed and early to rise makes a man Healthy, Wealthy and Wise

bullit7801
02-03-2005, 07:23 PM
#17 Late to bed and early to rise makes a man Healthy, Wealthy and Wise
That would be "EARLY to bed.... :clap

tb

bullit7801
02-03-2005, 07:44 PM
1. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
Beauty is only skin deep.
10. Neophyte's serendipity.
Beginners' Luck.
11. Each mass of vapory collection suspended in the firmament has an interior decoration of metallic hue.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
13. Those who possess unusually little intellect often project themselves into situations where the winged, ethereal likenesses of men hesitate to perambulate.
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

and my favorite so far:
18. Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.
Spare the rod and spoil the child.

Enough for now.

tb

manicmechanic
02-03-2005, 09:28 PM
5. Where ther's a will there's a way.

9. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

6. Strike while the iron is hot.

14. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

20. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

21. You can lead a horse to water, but can't make it drink.

22. All that glitters is not gold.

23. A rolling stone gathers no moss.

Time for bed.

GeoffMiller
02-04-2005, 08:45 AM
Awwwwwlright! Enough of this nonsense! Everybody quit goofin' off and get back to work! Hey, somebody had to say it :D

EastTNBeemer
02-04-2005, 09:10 AM
When the excrement enters the rotary atmospheric oscillator.....

and

Feces Occurs....
;)

Honu
02-05-2005, 10:49 PM
Ah yes, proverbs. Reminds me of the puzzlemaster on NPR.
Gives the brain a work out. Provides quite a nice Ah Ha as well.
Thanks.