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[gambrinus]

You know what to do....

[Hodag]

The emporer's new riding suit from aerostitch
"the ultimate in high-viz hot weather riding gear
it gets you noticed on those hot days"

[Braddog]

Unfortunately, Henry misunderstood the idea of riding a naked bike.

[BradfordBenn]

Ralph did not understand that he was being hazed when told that it is customary to show up at your first rally naked. He thought the idea that people would be able to identify the first timers made sense. We just think his helmet is too tight...

[BradfordBenn]

Apparently the phrase "mounting your ride" has a different meaning in the South.

[Hodag]

poster from the first annual kids ride in neverland ranch

[BradfordBenn]

The cop was afraid to ask for Quincy's driver's license and registraion. :doh

[BradfordBenn]

That truly is an Unrestrained Helmet :doh

[Hodag]

as a side note, that dude (guessing its hard to tell) needs something to eat, he's scrawnie as a chicken

[username]

"suddenly, combining a NAMBLA event with a motorcycle rally seemed like a bad idea..."

[jgr451]

" Mounting her?Oh no,we've only just met."

[Grey Matter]

Get back here you little…

[James.A]

Hey.....Gambrinus......when did you get that little red dirt bike?

[boofer]

Huh.......The dealer said it would knock your socks off ?

[RT_guy]

Those sport-bike guys are always showing their a**!

[Cliffy777]

"Hey.....Gambrinus......when did you get that little red dirt bike?"

LOL. Touche. Well said (written).

[Rhino]

… and you thought I wasn’t able to occupy myself when you suspended my posting privileges huh? Flash412

[YB in IN]

"suddenly, combining a NAMBLA event with a motorcycle rally seemed like a bad idea..."

:rofl :rofl :rofl

[bullit7801]

You know what to do....
Entry for the cable tv show, "What Not To Wear". Must be a nerd to wear white socks with a Red bike and a mostly Red helmet. :D

tb

[SNC1923]

"Rectum? I hardly knew him!"

[SNC1923]

"White socks? After Labor Day!?"

[kbasa]

Suddenly, "getting the front end up" took on a whole new meaning.

[MCMXCIVRS]

Bob misunderstood the officer when he told him he was leagally required only to be wearing a helmet.

[Braddog]

It was a rough day for Bob at the casino....all he wanted to do was get on his bad motorcycle and ride.

[BklynPete]

protective clothing, we don't need no steenkin protective clothing...

[kbasa]

Entry for the cable tv show, "What Not To Wear". Must be a nerd to wear white socks with a Red bike and a mostly Red helmet. :D

tb

White is a neutral and balances the color statements you make elsewhere in your outfit.

:D :wave









:twirl

[Bob_M]

She bucked him off because he refused to kiss her

[Hodag]

the unusual lenght of the skid mark.

You're killing me.....
:laugh

[2Tonic]

"...was that crack the throttle or throttle the crack?"

[RebeccaV]

"Damn petcock's stuck again."

[Bob_M]

and mount my hack

[bullit7801]

"Damn petcock's stuck again."
Best yet!! Stop.....Pleaasse, this is painfull. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol3 :lol3
tb

[SheRidesABeemer]

The emporer's new riding suit from aerostitch
"the ultimate in high-viz hot weather riding gear
it gets you noticed on those hot days"

ROADCRAFTER TOTAL-VIZ BIRTHDAY SUIT

We started with one idea: go beyond traditional riding wear and make the ultimate rider’s suit. For over fifteen years we’ve been constantly refining Roadcrafter suits. The Total-Viz Birthday Suit sheds rain and wind, and lets perspiration evaporate without feeling clammy. This material is made exclusively for Aerostich Roadcrafter suits and is the world’s strongest dermis fabric.

[Bfish]

..and the motorcyle said.."not without protection honey.." :cry

[magwa]

Dipstick said to the ER Doc:

"Jeez, you got any idea how much it hurt to walk all the way down here?" "And I was just gonna check the oil until I needed glasses".

[bigfoot105]

I should have check how tight the gas cap was on..BEFORE I got into position.

[bigfoot105]

You better come back here! You little trail trash you! Don't you Embare-ASS me in front of my riding buddies!!!