Bar Signs

[gambrinus]

There are many more... but this is one of the ones to try to avoid.


I’m putting on the beer goggles and going in.
* *For God’s sake, stop me.

[gambrinus]

Alcohol has twisted my tongue.
Nothing I say is true. But I really like you.

[gambrinus]

I would like to take that last shot out of my stomach.
**And I might.

[gambrinus]

If I do one more shot I will vomit.
So make it a good one.

[gambrinus]

If I walk now, I’ll fall down.
So I’m going to sit here and drink.

[iRene]

To which I can only reply...

I am speechless. :drink

Pass the beer!

[gambrinus]

I’m nursing a hangover.
If you talk too loud it will bite me.

[gambrinus]

I’ve been waiting for a drink so long I’m growing a beard.
I will use it to strangle the bartender.

[BradfordBenn]

I now understand what happened on Wednesday. :stick

[riderR1150GSAdv]

And I thought this was a bar sign?! :bottle

[gambrinus]

You call the shot.
I will follow you to tequila hell, my captain.

[James.A]

This entire thread reminds me of me.

[gambrinus]

I have erased my brain.
I am no longer responsible... For anything.