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Burnszilla
12-04-2004, 10:32 PM
Help out the R1200RT copywriter...

http://www.burnszilla.com/images/bmw/rt.jpg
BradfordBenn
12-04-2004, 11:08 PM
She says:

I'll let you buy the bike as long as I get to pilot.
jgr451
12-05-2004, 12:55 AM
She says: But Honey,I want to be up front tomorrow!!

He says:Well Ok baby as long as we trade top tonight,you can do anything tomorrow!!
Burnszilla
12-05-2004, 12:57 AM
He says: "So, what do you think of my shaft
drive?"


:D
Hodag
12-05-2004, 02:29 AM
he says "you want a ride"

BANG
she says "Mark, damn your a good shot, lets grab thats guys bike"
Mark "OK HONEY"
RT_guy
12-05-2004, 12:06 PM
She says, "That's a nice Harley."
He says, "That's a BMW. Get inside, I'll show you my Harley."
SNC1923
12-05-2004, 12:40 PM
He says, "Hey baby, check out my '06."

She says, "Sorry--I don't go in for fads. Real men ride '04s."

:stick
Burnszilla
12-05-2004, 01:56 PM
He says: "What kind of escort service are you from? You're 4 hours late!"

She says: "I took the long way here."
username
12-05-2004, 04:02 PM
he says: i sure do like motorcycling!

she says: that's cause you like ridin' b!tch, now hop on the back, we're late.


:twirl
MrsKbasa
12-05-2004, 05:58 PM
Help out the R1200RT copywriter...

http://www.burnszilla.com/images/bmw/rt.jpg

He: Hey Baby, want to go for a hard ride?

She: Why would I want to do that when I have my nice red bike with heated seats? :doh
gambrinus
12-05-2004, 09:05 PM
He: "Boy those sure do have a nice, round shape to them. Are they original equipment or aftermarket"

She: "Original equipment of course"

He: "Can I touch them?"

She: "perhaps.."

He: "I've been admiring them for some time. I really do like the hard ones over the soft ones..."

She: "I was thinking the same thing"

He: "Well lets have a look at those side cases and get some dinner!!"
BMWBeauty
12-05-2004, 09:31 PM
He Says: Hop On The Back Baby And Let's Go For A Ride

She Says: No Way Baby You Hop On The Back I Want To Drive
RebeccaV
12-06-2004, 09:32 AM
She sez: "Motorcycles are cool! Too bad I'm a non-riding model."

He sez: "This is for a motorcycle ad? No wonder my pants have reflective tape."
lorazepam
12-06-2004, 05:11 PM
He sez: Trade ya a boob job for that cool bike.

She says: Nope, I like laying on the tank in the straight stretches, and boobs just get in the way.
rocketman
12-07-2004, 11:30 AM
http://roadrunes.com/images2/rt.jpg
Burnszilla
12-07-2004, 02:51 PM
Ok rocketman, you're hired! :clap