Caption Contest

[gambrinus]

What is John Kerry Thinking in this photo?

[gambrinus]

"Hmmmm, she does sort of look like Tootsie..."

[Visian]

"My hair is much nicer, even if my in-hair-itence isn't..."

[Braddog]

Dang! I'm glad she's rich, cuz otherwise....

[Burnszilla]

"Speak into the mic honey. Speak into the mic."

[gambrinus]

While humming to himself a few bars of "Pennies From Heaven".....


RW

[rocketman]

"It's a good thing no one can read my thoughts!"

or maybe it something simpler such as
"........................................."
:bliss

RM

[Hodag]

"boy that blonde Bush girl sure is cute, and I'm stuck with old moneybags"

[Gottago]

Gosh my thong is killing me.

[James.A]

Don't say anything stupid.

[jgr451]

"You ****ing B***** you ruined my life.OOpss!!Sorry!!Inside voice:I mean,speak up honey,thanks for all your support".

[Rich]

Hmmmmm. I can't wait for MY Monica........

[James O]

"I sure hope she didn't forget to deposit my allowance this week"

[knary]

"Honey, in a few months, we'll be in the White House."



:brow

[Visian]

Originally posted by knary
"Honey, in a few months, we'll be in the White House."


Would that be the $3.7 million white house in Pennsylvania...

http://www.rushonline.com/photos-kerry/house-pa.jpeg

... or the

$9.18 million white house in Nantucket...

http://www.rushonline.com/photos-kerry/house-ma.jpeg

... or the white house in Italy that he just sold?

http://www.rushonline.com/photos-kerry/house-italy.jpeg

Ian
(one of the people in the club that pays 80% of the income taxes in this country... aka the wealthiest 1%... and someone who paid more income taxes in 2003 than John Kerry did.)

[knary]

Originally posted by Visian
Would that be the $3.7 million white house in Pennsylvania...

http://www.rushonline.com/photos-kerry/house-pa.jpeg

... or the

$9.18 million white house in Nantucket...

http://www.rushonline.com/photos-kerry/house-ma.jpeg

... or the white house in Italy that he just sold?

http://www.rushonline.com/photos-kerry/house-italy.jpeg

Ian
(one of the people in the club that pays 80% of the income taxes in this country... aka the wealthiest 1%... and someone who paid more income taxes in 2003 than John Kerry did.)

No,
it would be that white house that George Bush's friends put George W. Bush into.

[Visian]

Originally posted by knary
No,
it would be that white house that George Bush's friends put George W. Bush into.

Would that be these friends? :)

http://www.oakparkgop.org/imgs/e2000map.jpg

[knary]

Originally posted by Visian
Would that be these friends? :)

http://www.oakparkgop.org/imgs/e2000map.jpg

Nice try. The real map is nearly solid purple. Or are you trying to suggest that the lower the population of a county the more 'american' it is? I call bull****.

He was, for many, the lesser of two evils in 2000. He is now, for perhaps even more, the greater of two evils.

[Visian]

Originally posted by knary
I call bull****.


So... the Electoral College is now bull****?

Whatever.

Enjoy your day, Scott. :)

Ian

[knary]

Originally posted by Visian
So... the Electoral College is now bull****?

Whatever.

Enjoy your day, Scott. :)

Ian

LOL.
Well...sorta - I believe it gives a less than perfect representation of the will of the people. But, no, that's not my point.

That red/blue map is Very popular amongst shrubies as it makes it look like he won by a landslide - which is hardly the case.

Here's a state by state map with the color tint adjusted to how the populace voted.

http://www.webpan.com/dsinclair/bush-gore-map-small.jpg

If you want to break it down by county, this map isn't quite as clear (using lighter shades instead of blending), but it also proves the point.
http://www.nationalatlas.gov/elections/elect14.gif

Quite the mandate he got there.:huh

[Visian]

Originally posted by knary
LOL.
Well...sorta - I believe it gives a less than perfect representation of the will of the people.


Scott, would you like some cheese with your whine? ;)

Way back in 1972, when I was too young to vote, but old enough to care... with a ponytail and a (spiritual) membership in the SDS (http://www.factmonster.com/ce6/history/A0847020.html) (but not the Weathermen), and Richard Nixon won the presidency in the third largest landslide in America hisory, I didn't agree with the Electoral College either.

Now that I'm older, arguably wiser, and have worked my ass off to build a business, send my kids through college, pay my share of my employees' payroll taxes & heathcare insurance, and my share of the 80% of the taxes that all us evil 1%-ers pay, all while trying to fund my retirement (someday), I have come to see the sheer brilliance of our Founding Fathers. (http://www.faqfarm.com/History/Founding/2528)

If John Kerry becomes our next president, everyone might not agree with him, but given the situation in the world, what else can a patriot do but support him?

Have a good day, Scott. I'm going riding.

Ian

[knary]

Originally posted by Visian
Scott, would you like some cheese with your whine? ;)

Way back in 1972, when I was too young to vote, but old enough to care... with a ponytail and a (spiritual) membership in the SDS (http://www.factmonster.com/ce6/history/A0847020.html) (but not the Weathermen), and Richard Nixon won the presidency in the third largest landslide in America hisory, I didn't agree with the Electoral College either.

Now that I'm older, arguably wiser, and have worked my ass off to build a business, send my kids through college, pay my share of my employees' payroll taxes & heathcare insurance, and my share of the 80% of the taxes that all us evil 1%-ers pay, all while trying to fund my retirement (someday), I have come to see the sheer brilliance of our Founding Fathers. (http://www.faqfarm.com/History/Founding/2528)

If John Kerry becomes our next president, everyone might not agree with him, but given the situation in the world, what else can a patriot do but support him?

Have a good day, Scott. I'm going riding.

Ian

Interesting argument. That you once thought the electoral college flawed and now that it has elected a president you agree with who gave you a boost in the wallet makes it right? I am sorry. But I am not that shallow. I hope you are not. Nor do I believe that your greater income grants you greater wisdom. Or are you trying to argue that you are a better citizen because of your income? :brow

Whatever your position, do not doubt for a moment that a Patriot knows to question our elected leaders at every turn.

p.s. if you wish to continue this conversation, I'd suggest Jo Momma or at least a new thread rather than further sullying what was a Caption Contest.

[Visian]

Originally posted by knary
:brow

p.s. if you wish to continue this conversation, I'd suggest Jo Momma or at least a new thread rather than further sullying what was a Caption Contest.

You're very good at putting words in people's mouths, Scott, which, at the end of the day is what caption contests are all about, eh? :)

Ian

[knary]

Originally posted by Visian
You're very good at putting words in people's mouths

pot kettle

[Hodag]

Is the 1% club the amount of people better off today than 4 years ago?
Mark

[Visian]

Originally posted by Mark11LT
Is the 1% club the amount of people better off today than 4 years ago?
Mark

No.

I noticed my margins tighten noticeably, beginning in August of 1999, and my clients *all* reduced their budgets for 2000.

2000 continued the decline, and we barely broke even.

We lost money in 2001, and 9/11 kicked the crap out of us.

2002 was a continuation of 2001, until the end of the year, when budgets improved and we were back in the black

As 2003 heads toward a close, business is coming back in a very steady manner... and let me tell you, if *my* business is ticking upward the economy *is* improving.

A 6% increase in taxes will keep me from staffing up.

Ian

[Visian]

Originally posted by knary
pot kettle

Is this the part where I am supposed say "am not"... then you say "are too" and we get put in time out? ;)

http://www.conary.org/bike/post/asshat8.jpg

[BradfordBenn]

Originally posted by gambrinus
What is John Kerry Thinking in this photo?

Heinz 57, yea right. More like Hienz once or twice a year. I wonder if Bill will give me Monica's number.....

[RT_guy]

"Hurry up B****! You're suppose to tell everyone that Vice President Chaney must be ashamed of his lesbian daughter."

[lorazepam]

No more Taco Bell for you baby...

[tnk12lt]

So.....we are shallow for wanting to keep our own money. Yes.....then spank my wallet and call me shallow

Doug Roorda
Manchester, TN
99K1200LT
03 M800

[Gnome]

"Damn babe,you look like Robert Plant"....

[Usedtopilot]

Could you please wear something besides those stinking high collared shirts? Give me a sexy outfit for a change. I'm dying here!!!