Clinton

[gambrinus]

Upon hearing of Clinton being rushed to a NYC hospital, my first thought was "I wonder if he finally got caught by someone's husband?" The funny thing is that before I could even open my mouth, my wife turns to me and says " I wonder if Hillary finally tried to do him in or if a jealous husband took a shot at him?"

Poor Bill... Even though I disagree with 99% of his politcs, I hope he comes out of everything o.k.

[YB in IN]

I believe that he was hospitalized with a heart problem.

[username]

Originally posted by gambrinus
Upon hearing of Clinton being rushed to a NYC hospital, my first thought was "I wonder if he finally got caught by someone's husband?" The funny thing is that before I could even open my mouth, my wife turns to me and says " I wonder if Hillary finally tried to do him in or if a jealous husband took a shot at him?"

Poor Bill... Even though I disagree with 99% of his politcs, I hope he comes out of everything o.k.

seems like your real fixation with him isnt the politics, but where he put(s) his winkie. maybe you have a long list of policy disagreements with his administration, and im certainly not asking you to list it, but your post didnt mention anything political.

[kbasa]

He's getting a bypass.

[gambrinus]

4 X Bypass is the latest news.. As for my comment about jealous husbands and the such, I have no fixation at all as to who he diddles with, but sooner or later his wife might. I know I'd find myself shot full of holes sure as anything if I were to wander off into "enemy territory".


RW

[username]

so the thing im waiting for is a republican radio host/person to claim that clinton/kerry timed this so that it would take the headlines away from the republicans right after their convention.

john kerry: ok bill, we need you take one for the team. we want you to get quadruple bypass surgery on 9/2.

bill: oh nice! and then should i have a stroke on 9/12 after the republicans grandstand at ground zero?!

john kerry: uhhh, what you do on your own time is your business. just dont schtupp any women other than hillary at least until the election. the republicans will claim it hurts the soldiers in iraq.

bill: well, it'll look good in volume two of my memoirs!

:D

[lorazepam]

I was suprised that he had a heart

[dlearl476]

Originally posted by username
so the thing im waiting for is a republican radio host/person to claim that clinton/kerry timed this so that it would take the headlines away from the republicans right after their convention.
:D

Wait no more. One of the neo-Con symps I work with said they heard that very thing on a right wing radio program this morning. He couldn't remember which one. Probably the O'Liar Factor, but he'll deny he ever said it!:eek

[motofranz]

The news made a comment on how Bill had to change his lifestyle, and give up the cigars.......

I thought Monica was the cigar smoker.....??? :)

[username]

Originally posted by dlearl
Wait no more. One of the neo-Con symps I work with said they heard that very thing on a right wing radio program this morning. He couldn't remember which one. Probably the O'Liar Factor, but he'll deny he ever said it!:eek

well there you go. i cant wait to see what depths we all sink to this autumn as the campaign heats up. it really is amazingly distasteful. people who support that sort of thing must have very small brains. or maybe it's just their brain stem exerting undure influence over their frontal lobe... whatever, it's disgusting.

[BradfordBenn]

Agree or disagree with the views and politics and ethics, I don't care.

The fact that someone was in bad enough shape to need a 4xBypass is sad either way. A friend of mine had a 2xBypass and he said the comment of "Resting Comfortably" is the biggest lie he has ever heard. He described it as, picture someone hitting you with a baseball hard enough to crack five or six of your ribs. Then they go in after the ball.

Also there is my comment on his promiscuity, pretty much applies to everyone. "If you ain't sleeping with me, I don't care who you are sleeping with."

[The_Veg]

I cant wait to see what depths we all sink to this autumn as the campaign heats up.

Agreed. And I fully expect some sort of October Surprise to happen.

[username]

Originally posted by The Veg
Agreed. And I fully expect some sort of October Surprise to happen.

did someone invite the bolsheviks? ;)

[Ironhorsecowboy]

Poor ole Bill. Those fast food joints finally caught up with him. I can't figure how his heart problem could have been so advanced as to have quadruple bypass surgery without the medical staffs knowledge. I would have thought his condition would have been found at "stint" stages if he was recieving proper medical care as an ex-president.

Here's the real story for ole Bill.

Bypass surgery requires about 8-12 weeks of bed rest and/or minimum activity for those weeks. This will require lot's of care and assistance from Hillary (Ha Ha!) I think not. He will most likely have a NURSE assisting him for that time. And in slick willie fashion it will probably be some little young hottie that can help him with all his Johnson, oops I mean needs. I seriously doubt Hillary really gives a SH*t.

Get Well soon ole Bill:lol

[gambrinus]

He's had a "marriage of convenience" for quite some time. I doubt if Hillary even cares anymore. Hell, I hope I'm gettin' half as much action as him when I'm his age! Get it like a rock star while you can I guess....


RW

[Gnome]

I think it was a overdose on Viagra...