Caption Contest

[fish]

You write the caption...

http://coyfish.smugmug.com/photos/7679909-M.jpg

Extra points if you can pin a name on the perp.

[MarkF]

I wish I was a walrus!

[Rich]

If I only had some more hair

(No offense, my head is starting to look the same way.:)

[kbasa]

Oh boy. There's blood in the water already.....

:evil

[BradfordBenn]

I think my helmet might be too tight.

[BradfordBenn]

Originally posted by KBasa
Oh boy. There's blood in the water already.....

:evil

Given that comment, my guess is that KBasa knows this guy,and Fish knows this guy... so it is probably someone from the West Coast.... hmmmmmmm

[RebeccaV]

I'm gonna guess that it's Magwa saying...

"I can't believe it's football season already either!"

:brow

[kbasa]

http://coyfish.smugmug.com/photos/7679909-M.jpg

Do I look like Jackie Gleason when I do this?

[gambrinus]

What the hell, she said she was 18!

[gambrinus]

Quit staring at my manboobs!!!

[gambrinus]

Hey there baby, wanna smell my moustache?

[fish]

Originally posted by gambrinus
Quit staring at my manboobs!!!


ooo...this one's gonna be hard to beat! :clap

[jdcoffman]

Would somebody help me my fingers are stuck.

[BradfordBenn]

SSSSuperStar...

Sometimes when I get nervous I dig my fingers into my armpits and then smell them....

Molly Shannon Lives!

[username]

"while soaking his fingertips in the stench of his armpits, wilfred brimley gets that manic look on his face when informed he will soon be served another steaming bowl of quaker oats."

[BradfordBenn]

Username... sometimes you just scare me.... Do I want to know how you just happen to have an autographed picture of Wilfred Brimley?:rocker

[magwa]

Love the intelligent, immediate scramble for the safe shot to the hair and beltlines.

Makes me proud to be among you quick thinkers.

Well, a couple of you went deeper than the skin. The rest are safely under it.
Thanks.

And thanks, Fish.

[fish]

Originally posted by magwa

And thanks, Fish.

:jester


don't worry...swider's next :beer

[kbasa]

Originally posted by fish
:jester


don't worry...swider's next :beer

:uhoh

[bobinillinois]

This is the photo that accompanied the introduction to the Twilight Zone episode entitled "Sounds and Silences." Imagine, if you will, Rod Serling's voice saying the following words while viewing the photo (with my apologies to whoever is shown in the photo):

"This is Roswell G. Flemington, two hundred and seventeen pounds of gristle, lung tissue and sound decibels. He is, as you have perceived, a noisy man, one of a breed who substitutes volume for substance, sound for significance, and shouting to cover up the readily apparent phenomenon that he is nothing more than an overweight and aging perennial Sea Scout whose noise-making is in inverse ratio to his competence and his character. But soon our would-be admiral of the fleet, will embark on another voyage. This one is an uncharted and twisting stream that heads for a distant port called The Twilight Zone."

[magwa]

Simpletons,

With my advance apology to some nimrod from a state ending in a silent "s" who plagerized:

"....a noisy man, one of a breed who substitutes volume for substance, sound for significance, and shouting to cover up the readily apparent phenomenon that he is nothing more than an overweight and aging perennial Sea Scout whose noise-making is in inverse ratio to his competence and his character."

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Now *that's* better.

Butt the real question is, "how do you know me so well"?

Now I'll have to find a dork picture of Fish or Swider so that we can get off of my gut for a while.