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04-01-2009, 09:54 AM
Lewis Hamilton to quit F1
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A spokesman for Mclaren has leaked that after a dismal showing in the Austrailan GP, Lewis Hamilton has decided to change careers and work as a male stripper in a All Male Review club in Paris.
Hamilton says that this decision has been on his mind for a long time now and dancing has always been his secret passion, also he would rather quit F1 than continue with his season losing streak.
His manager in his new career is none other than Timo Glock, who has had a very very close relationship with Mr Hamilton for quite a while.
Mr Hamilton also related that all of his fans can catch his show at the Pussycat Review just 2 blocks from the Main Metro Station Paris. Tips are welcome.
April fools!
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A spokesman for Mclaren has leaked that after a dismal showing in the Austrailan GP, Lewis Hamilton has decided to change careers and work as a male stripper in a All Male Review club in Paris.
Hamilton says that this decision has been on his mind for a long time now and dancing has always been his secret passion, also he would rather quit F1 than continue with his season losing streak.
His manager in his new career is none other than Timo Glock, who has had a very very close relationship with Mr Hamilton for quite a while.
Mr Hamilton also related that all of his fans can catch his show at the Pussycat Review just 2 blocks from the Main Metro Station Paris. Tips are welcome.
April fools!