Armstrong Stripped of TDF Title!

[gambrinus]

Lance Armstrong stripped of his 6th TDF title

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped
of his 6th Tour de France title. In a random check for
banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's
hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found
in his hotel room were as follows:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they
had never seen before including a testicle and a backbone...

[DDHR1150RT]

That is so Damn funny!!!!!:rofl

Keep it up Gambrinus, you are a card!:clap

[BradfordBenn]

:rofl

[ScottM]

:clap :clap

I really needed a good laugh this morning!! Thanks

[Cliffy777]

Excellent joke. (I was pissed when I read the headline...good job.)

[username]

I checked CNN, there was no report of this. also, im pretty sure they didnt find a testicle. he had his removed when he had the cancer.

i think this is very likely to be a hoax.

[tnk12lt]

You think?:huh

[username]

:D

[iRene]

Did Sheryl Crow have custody of the testicle?

[gambrinus]

More than likely... that is if his ex-wife didn't get it in the divorce!

RW

[msnden]

Very Good, Had me going at first.
Den

[basketcase]

It does seem a pen manufacturer should become a sponsor, and the name emblazoned boldly on his jersey -- or shorts.

Uniball comes immediately to mind ...

[Rbike]

Yes, Yes, Yes...thanks for the laughs. I was wondering how somone like me who loves bicycle racing didn't hear about this until I was on a motorcycle site.

[paulsibek]

They have provided us with many advanced and desirable items:

the Peugot 404
The Renault Le Car
the Citroen
the Citroen Maserati
the Matra
The Maginot Line
the Calypso (Pre Nikon Nikonos camera)
white sox with a blue suit
Dien Bien Phu (sp)

On a positive side

good wine
weapons testing ground in 1917 & 1944