I've had a really busy day.

[BreadMan]

and I'm sure you understand what that means, but I'm here now, and I'm all ready to listen to your problems and tales of woe.

The BreadMan advice line is now open.

(And if anyone posts that stupid Dear Abby bit about the cheating spouse, I'll kick you directly in the slate)

[KGT1200]

and I'm sure you understand what that means, but I'm here now, and I'm all ready to listen to your problems and tales of woe.

The BreadMan advice line is now open.

(And if anyone posts that stupid Dear Abby bit about the cheating spouse, I'll kick you directly in the slate)

"IIHITDAOA", or "If I had it to do all over again"


Will start with a spell binding revelation that when first learning the art of parenting "little people", One should be aware that losing an argument, losing your cool, coming off the gal darn mark once again, acting like a NORMALhuman being instead of the "father figure" may very well be the correct thing to do. Take a deep breath, swallow your pride and stick you head back in the proverbial oven when intervening or solving crises with the little people.

[BreadMan]

Is there a problem with your oven? Is that your question?

[KGT1200]

It's a Don Quixote Thing sort of a windmill reversal role type of thing going down...

[The_Veg]

What's the best oil to use in my bike?

[Rapid_Roy]

I say this guy, once, riding a horse once, and he pulled on the reigns , and .... and he went "woe."

I mean, how sorry is that?

[gened12]

My question is simple. How do you go about understanding WOMEN?

I would like to start figuring it out before I die.:banghead


Cheers

Confused, and married for a long long time.

[BreadMan]

What's the best oil to use in my bike?

Veg, you really have two choices.

Olive or peanut.

Olive tends to impart a flavor into the foods, but has a pretty low smoke point, so it's not good for all applications.

Peanut really has no flavor, and a very high smoke point so it's best for deep frying and other cooking applications.

I say this guy, once, riding a horse once, and he pulled on the reigns , and .... and he went "woe."

I mean, how sorry is that?

He was riding a horse? Not a BMW? Well, I think you answered your own question.

My question is simple. How do you go about understanding WOMEN?

I would like to start figuring it out before I die

Quit talking to the ones that speak Spanish or French, or for that matter, any language you don't understand. I think you'll find it's a lot easier after that.

[jdmetzger]

Breadman, were you in the Toledo area this morning? I saw a black Escalade with tinted windows bearing a license plate that says "Bread". I assumed it was you and greeted him properly... :D

[BreadMan]

Breadman, were you in the Toledo area this morning? I saw a black Escalade with tinted windows bearing a license plate that says "Bread". I assumed it was you and greeted him properly... :D

Did you show him the international sign of peace and happiness?

As I'm far too cheap to pay for something like an Escalade and it's fuel consumption, it was most likely an imposter.

[jdmetzger]

Did you show him the international sign of peace and happiness?

As I'm far too cheap to pay for something like an Escalade and it's fuel consumption, it was most likely an imposter.

I don't know, is the "advrider salute" the international sign of peace and happiness? Based on his reaction, I'm not so sure. Now that I know it was an imposter, I'm not that concerned about it, any more. :)

[Visian]

I don't know, is the "advrider salute" the international sign of peace and happiness? Based on his reaction, I'm not so sure. Now that I know it was an imposter, I'm not that concerned about it, any more. :)

the international sign of peace and happiness is reserved for greeting Hummer H2 owners.

(nsfw, kinda)

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breadman, what should i do if i wave the international sign of peace and happiness and then run out of gas?

[BreadMan]

breadman, what should i do if i wave the international sign of peace and happiness and then run out of gas?

Eat more Mexican food.

[tourunigo]

I say this guy, once, riding a horse once, and he pulled on the reigns , and .... and he went "woe."

I mean, how sorry is that?

Breadman was only partly accurate on the answer. Although I think it a test of observation. Woe and Whoa have a distinct difference. Woe, as in dismay,regret, 'sack o' woe' etc would most certainly apply to having woe when choosing the horse over the BMW. However, woe may also be applied if the rider had exhausted fuel and switched to a ride more connected to a natural environment so as to arrive at a destination. Subsequently "woe" could not be applied because the rider was, presumably, still in motion. Now, following this, if still in motion and "whoa" was introduced, then the rider is in a static state of stop. The real difference is that the "whoa" is, in reality, a matter of choice whereby it is assumed that the rider can undo the stop order and proceed. I don't know..... just a thought. -Bob

[KGT1200]

Breadman was only partly accurate on the answer. Although I think it a test of observation. Woe and Whoa have a distinct difference. Woe, as in dismay,regret, 'sack o' woe' etc would most certainly apply to having woe when choosing the horse over the BMW. However, woe may also be applied if the rider had exhausted fuel and switched to a ride more connected to a natural environment so as to arrive at a destination. Subsequently "woe" could not be applied because the rider was, presumably, still in motion. Now, following this, if still in motion and "whoa" was introduced, then the rider is in a static state of stop. The real difference is that the "whoa" is, in reality, a matter of choice whereby it is assumed that the rider can undo the stop order and proceed. I don't know..... just a thought. -Bob

Jack was the only REAL actual cowboy I ever knew, and was a wise man. I remember when discussing somthing like this thread, he said "horses don’t have a personality...they have two or three"

Thus a horse could potentially be in a simultaneous whoa and at the same time feel woe over stopping (whoa).

So my theory, Dr. B is that the horse does not like the pulling of the reigns, and refuses to enter the race with any motorcycle, especially a BMW. The hole whole truth must it be known is that horses and BMW Motorcycles are like apples and oranges. They both be fruit!

My questions are:

Is whoa or woe or both, is it true they both are fruit and is that the whole truth, or is your theory in the hole?

Last but not leastly, do you answer these while you’re in the bag?

[BreadMan]

Last but not leastly, do you answer these while you’re in the bag?

:brad

[kbasa]

I have irony poor blood and Geritol doesn't seem to be helping.

What should I do?

[Vandy2]

if you iron poorly, then get your wife to iron your blood.

[BreadMan]

I have irony poor blood and Geritol doesn't seem to be helping.

What should I do?

Try reading some Voltaire wearing a hip t-shirt.
It'll be all the irony you can stand.

[Rapid_Roy]

Why are there trees Breadman, please tell me why?
And don't be afraid to be loquacious.

[BreadMan]

Why are there trees Breadman, please tell me why?
And don't be afraid to be loquacious.

Is that what it's come to Rapid Roy? I think I'll start calling you RR from now, it's a lot shorter for me to type, and frankly, it's a lot snappier than your current nickname.

RR it is.

Yes sir, so about those trees? They're here for a reason, and I'm going to tell you what it is, in fact, I'll tell you right now.

Trees are here to hold the earth together, and I understand if you think that's a bit whacky. Think about it though, because without tree roots, the entire world would simply fall apart. You've been to a beach right? Have you ever seen a tree on a beach?

I don't think so.

Did you notice how shifty that sand was? That would be the whole world without trees.

Hhhmmph, and you called me a locust.

[Rapid_Roy]

Is that what it's come to Rapid Roy? I think I'll start calling you RR from now, it's a lot shorter for me to type, and frankly, it's a lot snappier than your current nickname.

RR it is. Blame Jim Croce. He didn't write a song called Bullet Breadman. May I call you BM for short? Now that is a snappy nickname.:nyah

Yes sir, so about those trees? They're here for a reason, and I'm going to tell you what it is, in fact, I'll tell you right now.
This seems to me, as if you were stalling. I bet you Googled it, but I will wait to reserve judgement..

Trees are here to hold the earth together, and I understand if you think that's a bit whacky. Think about it though, because without tree roots, the entire world would simply fall apart. You've been to a beach right? Have you ever seen a tree on a beach?I've logged a couple.

I don't think so.

Did you notice how shifty that sand was? That would be the whole world without trees.
That is just crazy enough that it makes sense. You've convinced me.

Hhhmmph, and you called me a locust. I beg your pardon Sir, and I apologize for my ignorance. I thought the big word that started with lo meant something completely different.
My next question was about Tab A and slot B. I've gotten past that, but the dotted line I am supposed to fold it on, and glue to part C in step F, isn't there. What is a man to do.

[Rapid_Roy]

Also, why does a Porridge Bird lay it's eggs in the air?

[BreadMan]

Also, why does a Porridge Bird lay it's eggs in the air?

Where else do you think scrambled eggs come from?

[The_Veg]

My next question was about Tab A and slot B. I've gotten past that, but the dotted line I am supposed to fold it on, and glue to part C in step F, isn't there. What is a man to do.

Your dealer has a Service Advisory about that.

[RandallIsland]

and I'm sure you understand what that means,

https://vspace.vassar.edu/xythoswfs/webui/_xy-1416400_1

but I'm here now, and I'm all ready to listen to your problems and tales of woe.

No woe. :whistle

[BreadMan]

https://vspace.vassar.edu/xythoswfs/webui/_xy-1416400_1



No woe. :whistle

So did you take her to McDonalds AND Jiffy Lube?

[RandallIsland]

So did you take her to McDonalds AND Jiffy Lube?

I'll never tell.

[BreadMan]

I'll never tell.

Well, it's a sweet picture anyway....:whistle

[BubbaZanetti]

isn't quicky spelled "quickie"?

maybe your quicky is differnt from the one i'm used to.:laugh

[RandallIsland]

isn't quicky spelled "quickie"?

I don't have time to get hung up on particulars.
And I'm certainly not dating her for her spelling agility, besides, she's a math major. :ha

[BreadMan]

I don't have time to get hung up on particulars.
And I'm certainly not dating her for her spelling agility, besides, she's a math major. :ha

Spelling agility?

Is that something they teach in school these days?

[RandallIsland]

Spelling agility?

Just an evocative play on phrasing.
Her ability is not in question.

[flgoff]

Has anyone here ever had a "slowy"? And now that we're being flopcicle, why is glue?

Floyd

[Rapid_Roy]

Has anyone here ever had a "slowy"? And now that we're being flopcicle, why is glue?

Floyd
In my case, it was further to Detroit by bus. YMMV

[Rapid_Roy]

Where else do you think scrambled eggs come from?
Oh, I am sorry. The correct answer is "What did Clem ask the President?"

Scrambled eggs come from a Honda Scrambler. Everybody knows that.