I am announcing my plans to be dictator of the MOA

[jdmetzger]

I've seen people talk about running for president of the MOA. Heck, I've RUN for president of the MOA. No matter, now. I have decided nothing will get done following the rules, so I'm running to become dictator of the MOA. I'm going to need some assistance, but the payoffs will be large. Get in on the ground floor now and secure your portion of the 3 million in stashed MOA gold!!!!

I'm going to need an MOA Canadian dictator-general, I'm going to need a few USA dictator-generals to help keep the riff-raff in line, and I'm also going to need a forum dictator-general to make sure nobody says anything disparaging about my leadership online. I'm also accepting applications for beer-general, wine-general, hard liquor-general, and motorcycle-general. I may also need a waterboarding-general. That seems to be popular, these days.

I don't care what you ride, as long as you keep paying. I also don't care what country you are from, as long as you keep paying. There will be no caste system. Airhead riders are equal to oilhead riders who are equal to K-bike riders, who are equal to hexhead riders who are equal to F bike riders and so on. We are all just RIDERS. If you only own an HD, I will say you are equal, but secretly I will feel everyone else is better than you. That's just how I roll.

Under my leadership, rallies will offer free beer and strippers. There will be multiple MOA rallies held in each quadrant of the country, and we will use them to brainwash and take over the local populace like a group of scientologists. A DGT-type forum will be brought back immediately, and the rules will make the advrider "jomomma" look like a bunch of Catholic shool boys in comparison. Haikus can consist of any number of syllables that you want - I don't care.

Join now, before it's too late. The opposition will be crushed!

Signed, your dictator in waiting,

Josh aka Herr Metzger

[BreadMan]

I don't see anything about the Canadians in your platform.


You're doomed to fail.

[Oldhway]

Josh, I'm speechless... Wow.

[gened12]

Get in on the ground floor now and secure your portion of the 3 million in stashed MOA gold!!!!


Under my leadership, rallies will offer free beer and strippers. There will be multiple MOA rallies held in each quadrant of the country, and we will use them to brainwash and take over the local populace like a group of scientologists. A DGT-type forum will be brought back immediately, and the rules will make the advrider "jomomma" look like a bunch of Catholic shool boys in comparison. Haikus can consist of any number of syllables that you want - I don't care.

Join now, before it's too late. The opposition will be crushed!

Signed, your dictator in waiting,

Josh aka Herr Metzger

Looks like a new international club in the making with perhaps 2-3 members.... For the time being we canadians are keeping our options open.:bottle

[SIBUD]

If I can be Air Force general, since the black choppers are currently grounded in my back yard, I will join your movement.

All I ask is a yearly, all expense paid trip to some place tropical to try out the newest hot weather riding gear.

[bubbagazoo]

Josh, I'm with you if you let me be the head of the beer tasting committee :drink and allow me to be the best looking guy in the executive of your administration.

[rik]

What was that old adage? too many chiefs not enough indians?
too many dicktaters not enough.....

[BubbaZanetti]

I WILL BE YOUR BEER GENERAL

[Rapid_Roy]

I was thinking about Andy Rooney, but he's a commentator.

[Belquar]

I WILL BE YOUR BEER GENERAL

You are too much of a lightweight.

[BubbaZanetti]

You are too much of a lightweight.

thats something i rarely get called, my GIG II showing was poor, to say the least.

[Rapid_Roy]

This made me laugh very hard.
If you only own an HD, I will say you are equal, but secretly I will feel everyone else is better than you. That's just how I roll.

[jdmetzger]

I don't see anything about the Canadians in your platform.

You're doomed to fail.

Ah, but I strongly support our Northern brothers. I call for a Canadian rally, Vendors and passports be damned! Poutine and Canadian lagers all around! :ca

If I can be Air Force general, since the black choppers are currently grounded in my back yard, I will join your movement.

All I ask is a yearly, all expense paid trip to some place tropical to try out the newest hot weather riding gear.

Ah, and you shall have it! The new ruler of our might luftwaffe, SIBUD!! He shall lead our might black helicopters, first against the dastardly BMWRA! We shall corner them on their peninsula in Northern Michigan with our ground forces; strong with GS bikes and Chromeheads. As they close in, our glorious black helicopters will swoop in, and I assure you; that night the music will be our victory theme, and the beer will flow for us! The streets will run slick with the final drive fluid of our detractors!!!!! The Airheads will ride in with me, and we shall convert the non-believers!

Josh, I'm with you if you let me be the head of the beer tasting committee :drink and allow me to be the best looking guy in the executive of your administration.

Indeed, you shall be head of beer tasting, and my Canadian General, as well!

I WILL BE YOUR BEER GENERAL

Beer general!! Yes!! And with your "The Fonz" ways of parking your bike in a bar your voice will be the siren song leading women to the greatness that is the MOA!!!!! :bow

Statdawg, I plead with you to be part of this great administration. You will lead our black ops - our man behind the scenes!

Vince! We need Vince to be our director of propoganda!

M O A! M O A! M O A! M O A!

[The_Veg]

I volunteer to be in charge of the strippers.

[jdmetzger]

I volunteer to be in charge of the strippers.

Absolutely! It will be a rough job, but I'm sure you'll soon have a lot of subordinates working under to you to help with this difficult task. ;)

:D

[moondog]

Heil jdmetzger!,:bow Your command is my anoyance! :p

[Oldhway]

Man, it's been a loooong winter........

[BuckeyeClark]

A BEER HALL PUTSCH IN GILLETTE????:german :german :german

[Bob_M]

What was that old adage? too many chiefs not enough indians?
too many dicktaters not enough.....

dry roads, warm days and cheap fuel

[DocZ]

I hereby appoint myself as Bloviator General!:bottle :bow :bolt

[Holly]

They are male strippers, right? OK, I'm in.

Holly

[flash412]

I will be your Stripper-General.

I volunteer to subject my wrists and hands for the arduous task of ensuring that only GENUINE female appendages are displayed!

P.S. Will worker compensation be available should I develop carpal tunnel syndrome?

:clap

[OfficerImpersonator]

There will be no caste system. Airhead riders are equal to oilhead riders who are equal to K-bike riders, who are equal to hexhead riders who are equal to F bike riders and so on. We are all just RIDERS. If you only own an HD, I will say you are equal, but secretly I will feel everyone else is better than you. That's just how I roll.

Finally! An honest politician!

[The_Veg]

I will be your Stripper-General.

I already called it. :nyah :nyah :nyah :nyah :nyah :nyah

[Newstar]

They are male strippers, right? OK, I'm in.

Holly



I'm in with Holly!

[jdmetzger]

I'm in with Holly!

See? I DO care about the women in this organization, which is why I will allow male strippers. There will be a tent specifically for them at rallies, so only the people who wish to partake will see. Of course, the same courtesy will apply to the female strippers.

Finally! An honest politician!

The least I can do is be an honest dictator!

I will be your Stripper-General.

I volunteer to subject my wrists and hands for the arduous task of ensuring that only GENUINE female appendages are displayed!

P.S. Will worker compensation be available should I develop carpal tunnel syndrome?

:clap

Well, Veg is correct, he did volunteer first. That being said, I hate to turn anyone away, and this will indeed be quite a task. We may have to split up the country (25 states each?); so that we may effectively screen all the candidates. Indeed, carpal tunnel will be covered by the MOA insurance policy! We will also provide any other health care that may arise from you duties, including (but not limited to) antibiotics, antivirals, inoculations, travel expenses, and personal protective devices. Safety first!

Did I forget to mention FREE BEER at the rallies?! (please park your bike, first!) :drink :drink :drink

The future of the MOA is looking very bright, indeed. Many people are already volunteering to help out. It's good to see us coming together to work for a better tomorrow! :thumb

[flash412]

I already called it. :nyah :nyah :nyah :nyah :nyah :nyahNo, you said, in small type that was hardly noticed...

I volunteer to be in charge of the strippers.

As Stripper General, I WILL allow you to be my lacky and be in charge of the strippers AFTER I have ensured the quality of the (female strippers') goods.

The position of quality assurance for any male strippers is up for grabs. Suitable candidates applying for said position should know that I might be able to be bribed. Just sayin'. Depends on what's offered. After all, this IS politics.

That is all.

Signed,
Your STRIPPER GENERAL

[moondog]

Man, it's been a loooong winter........

You can say that again.....! All the coo-coo's coming out of hibrination...

[Rapid_Roy]

I think turpentine is a general stripper.






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[jdmetzger]

You can say that again.....! All the coo-coo's coming out of hibrination...

Coming out of hibernation? We've been on here partying all winter. :) Welcome to the party! :thumb

[iRene]

I've seen people talk about running for president of the MOA. Heck, I've RUN for president of the MOA. No matter, now. I have decided nothing will get done following the rules, so I'm running to become dictator of the MOA. I'm going to need some assistance, but the payoffs will be large. Get in on the ground floor... Join now, before it's too late. The opposition will be crushed!

Signed, your dictator in waiting,

Josh aka Herr Metzger


I gotta admire your gumption, young man! You go! :clap

[mrich12000]

[/B]I've seen people talk about running for president of the MOA. Heck, I've RUN for president of the MOA. No matter, now. I have decided nothing will get done following the rules, so I'm running to become dictator of the MOA. I'm going to need some assistance, but the payoffs will be large. Get in on the ground floor now and secure your portion of the 3 million in stashed MOA gold!!!!
I'm going to need an:ca :gerg :ca MOA Canadian dictator-general, I'm going to need a few USA dictator-generals to help keep the riff-raff in line, and I'm also going to need a forum dictator-general to make sure nobody says anything disparaging about my leadership online. I'm also accepting applications for beer-general, wine-general, hard liquor-general, and motorcycle-general. I may also need a waterboarding-general. That seems to be popular, these days.

I don't care what you ride, as long as you keep paying. I also don't care what country you are from, as long as you keep paying. There will be no caste system. Airhead riders are equal to oilhead riders who are equal to K-bike riders, who are equal to hexhead riders who are equal to F bike riders and so on. We are all just RIDERS. If you only own an HD, I will say you are equal, but secretly I will feel everyone else is better than you. That's just how I roll.

Under my leadership, :dance :dance . There will be multiple MOA rallies held in each quadrant of the country, and we will use them to brainwash and take over the local populace like a group of scientologists. A DGT-type forum will be brought back immediately, and the rules will make the advrider "jomomma" look like a bunch of Catholic shool boys in comparison. Haikus can consist of any number of syllables that you want - I don't care.

Join now, before it's too late. The opposition will be crushed!

Signed, your dictator in waiting,
Josh aka Herr Metzger Holly for Canadian Director:whistle

Up the Revolution:usa :usa :german :german :ca :bikes :bow :bowalready the gods are angry:scratch :scratch

[jdmetzger]

[/B] Holly for Canadian Director:whistle

Up the Revolution:usa :usa :german :german :ca :bikes :bow :bowalready the gods are angry:scratch :scratch

Holly would be PERFECT! She would also be very helpful when we decide to expand into Iceland. :) http://www.hockeyfights.com/forums/images/smilies/flags/iceland.gif

[riderR1150GSAdv]

thread is political in nature......:stick ought to be doghoused.....:whistle

[jdmetzger]

thread is political in nature......:stick ought to be doghoused.....:whistle

Ah! But it's about the MOA - maybe it belongs in Clubhouse? :stick

:D

[OUTBACKUFO]

Ah! But it's about the MOA - maybe it belongs in Clubhouse? :stick

:D

I am willing to be you OFFICAL OF DO NOTHING BUT SIT BEHIND A BIG DESK AND LOOK IMPORTANT but play adultswim games all day on the peoples dime.... :dance
while you are running off to south seas islands with the General of Strippers and Beer.....

OR

Maybe the younger brother who when you are very old and ill on yout death bed i will take over and bring coke cola and DVDs to the people..:whistle :thumb

[OUTBACKUFO]

Yes it has been a long winter... awoke to a near white out conditions in the valley... at 6 am it was clear skys... by 8am it was a blizzard.... just picked up the GS from the repair shop...








i am still waiting for my BIG FANCY DESK

[jdmetzger]

Yes it has been a long winter... awoke to a near white out conditions in the valley... at 6 am it was clear skys... by 8am it was a blizzard.... just picked up the GS from the repair shop...








i am still waiting for my BIG FANCY DESK

Once we get established properly, we can begin to invest in the MOA weather machine so you'll be able to ride whenever you wish. In the meantime I'll place the order for one "big fancy desk", a good computer for your uhh... "work", and I think you can also be the MOA Australian general. Do whatever you wish or don't wish. I trust your judgment. :) :thumb

[Ctrod]

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :D I think turpentine is a general stripper.






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[BeemoKat]

I'm in, I'll administrate the caste system (that we all know doesn't exist).

[Rapid_Roy]

I'm in, I'll administrate the caste system (that we all know doesn't exist).
You are going to help people with broken bones?
That is dang nice of you. I'll sign castes.:whistle

[Rapid_Roy]

:laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :laugh :D

Thank you, Spring has gone right to my head.

So, when are the rigged elections Josh?
BTW, wasn't your name Diebold before you changed it to Metzger?:whistle

[mrich12000]

I am willing to be you OFFICAL OF DO NOTHING BUT SIT BEHIND A BIG DESK AND LOOK IMPORTANT but play adultswim games all day on the peoples dime.... :dance
while you are running off to south seas islands with the General of Strippers and Beer.....

OR

Maybe the younger brother who when you are very old and ill on yout death bed i will take over and bring coke cola and DVDs to the people..:whistle :thumb

But do-not go into that good day silent in the ways of a breeze upon your brow and the scent of spring controlling your right hand as you cross the event horizon knowing you have sucked the last breath and done it the way you stated to the Gods it was to be done.. CW(MVRichard)08

[jdmetzger]

Thank you, Spring has gone right to my head.

So, when are the rigged elections Josh?
BTW, wasn't your name Diebold before you changed it to Metzger?:whistle

Rigged elections? That's too much work - I don't believe there are any Diebolds in my ancestry that I can call on for help with voting machines.

Anyhow, I'm planning a bloodless coup; all smotherings. :D

[moondog]

Coming out of hibernation? We've been on here partying all winter. :) Welcome to the party! :thumb


Thanks, guess I better learn to spell "hibernation". When I wrote it I was in a state of ineberation.....probably spelt that wrong too....:whistle

[The_Veg]

No, you said, in small type that was hardly noticed...

If it's about being loud and obnoxious in making claims, you're disqualified as you've already got too much on your plate! :nyah

"In charge of" (regardless of type-size...why is it always about size with some guys???) does not imply lackydom. Dig?

But let's put aside the differences and be co-chairs. Might need more than one set of judgment to keep the office out of trouble.