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YELLOW_S
01-02-2008, 11:16 PM
http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=5321330&version=4&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.7.1

KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- There may be no such thing as a free lunch, but a motorcycle show is offering something you probably never thought you'd see for free.

And you can see what we're talking about on billboards all over town. Cosmetic surgery to enhance a woman's breasts. Women can register to win a brand new pair if they register at the bike show.

But is the idea tacky, funny or both? We asked women and the man behind the offer.

There are 46 billboards around town advertising the upcoming bike show, but the eye catcher on the billboards is the offer to get a free breast augmentation. Need a double take? On Southwest Boulevard the billboard's are back-to-back.

"I mean how would you like to go to a motorcycle show and see more girls than guys?" asked Ralphy Roades.

Ralph Roades put up the billboards, hoping to increase his turnout. He figured a lot of women may want to look like the girls in his biker magazine.

"If there's 12,000 people and 3,000 girls, you got a 3,000-to-1 odds to win a $6,000 breast augmentation," said Roades. "You're not going to get those odds at the boats or no place."

"Yoo hoo, go women," said Gail Worth.

Worth owns Gail's Harley Davidson and thinks the offer is as funny and it is clever.

"Well that's what it's all about, it's all about trying to figure out something different, that everybody else hasn't already done," said Worth. "And Ralph's done it. He's figured out something that's never been done before."

Just to reassure the women who register for the augmentation, the plastic surgeon herself will be at the bike show. She may not know much about the curves on a motorcycle, but on a woman's body, she'll answer any question.

For passing drivers, the question was:

"Would it get you to go to the bike show?"

"No," on person said and laughed.

"Do you think it'll get more women at the bike show?"

"It could, it could, but not us personally."

"Do you think it's tacky, funny? What do you make of it?"

"Funny, I think it's funny."

The bike show is Jan. 12 and 13 at the Three Trails Expo Center near the old Bannister Mall. And no guys, you can't register on behalf of your wife or girlfriend. Only women who go can register.


:laugh

crazydrummerdude
01-02-2008, 11:29 PM
Someone somewhere will be offended.

:whistle

adamceckhardt
01-03-2008, 08:58 AM
The marketing worked- it got attention! Its kind of rediculous, in my opinion, but some people are into that. Live and let live.

Stuff2C
01-03-2008, 09:02 AM
maybe the MOA could increase the female turnout at this years national:lurk

rocketman
01-03-2008, 10:05 AM
Who knows, it might also increase the transexual turn out! Ha Ha!

RM

Rapid_Roy
01-03-2008, 07:23 PM
Who knows, it might also increase the transexual turn out! Ha Ha!

RM

You mean more than there already are?:jawdrop

:laugh

James.A
01-03-2008, 07:55 PM
Ah, the show me state. :whistle

Y'know why they call it the "Show Me State"?.....'cause most of 'em can't read about it.

Oooh...snap....straight to the Dog House.

Yeah,..I've been drinking.

BradfordBenn
01-03-2008, 09:09 PM
Y'know why they call it the "Show Me State"?.....'cause most of 'em can't read about it.

Oooh...snap....straight to the Dog House.

Yeah,..I've been drinking.

C'mon James I expect more from you, especially when PUI. :P

wsteinborn
01-03-2008, 09:26 PM
Those billboards on Southwest Blvd are right outside my boss' window.

Weirdness.....

James.A
01-03-2008, 09:30 PM
C'mon James I expect more from you, especially when PUI. :P

Well, Brad, I've been pooping all over the forum for the last several hours,...enjoy!

Hodag
01-03-2008, 09:40 PM
C'mon James I expect more from you, especially when PUI. :P

I expected naked pics

OUTBACKUFO
01-04-2008, 10:13 AM
Who knows, it might also increase the transexual turn out! Ha Ha!

RM

we all know the winner of the "booby"Prize will be one: a 10yr boy who by chance put his raffle ticket in the wrong raffle drawing box or a 70+ guy who will be them installed on himself and call it Farlkeling his ride...














:laugh All puns are intentional and groaning incouraged...

jdmetzger
01-04-2008, 10:28 AM
we all know the winner of the "booby"Prize will be one: a 10yr boy who by chance put his raffle ticket in the wrong raffle drawing box or a 70+ guy who will be them installed on himself and call it Farlkeling his ride...


I want to enter to win. That way I can have them installed in a custom seat for my GSPD. :D

... upon further thought, I ride below freezing a lot. How much saline is in those? I'd hate for them to ice up...

Rapid_Roy
01-04-2008, 11:12 AM
Someone somewhere will be offended.

:whistle
I am offended by that statement. :stick :laugh

rocketman
01-04-2008, 11:30 AM
I am offended by that statement. :stick :laugh

funny, I don't find you offensive, (well mostly!:stick )

I always liked the bit in the old Popeye movie with Robin Williams where the old man (Olive Oils Dad?) just wondered around saying "I think you owe me an apology”


RM

(offensive to some, offended by most! Ha Ha!)

rocketman
01-04-2008, 11:31 AM
You mean more than there already are?:jawdrop

:laugh

been keeping tabs on them, have you?



Hmmmmm this worries me....:laugh


RM

Rapid_Roy
01-04-2008, 12:35 PM
been keeping tabs on them, have you?



Hmmmmm this worries me....:laugh


RM

Hey don't get that way, you wanted to get more of them at National Rallies.
I am not keeping tabs on them, I just assumed it was a microcosm of society.

I was going to say it worries me, but it really doesn't. Unless they are not nice, or they drink all my Tequila.

rocketman
01-04-2008, 12:37 PM
Hey don't get that way, you wanted to get more of them at National Rallies.I am not keeping tabs on them, I just assumed it was a microcosm of society.

I was going to say it worries me, but it really doesn't. Unless they are not nice, or they drink all my Tequila.


Shhhhhh, you weren't supposed to mention that remember???:laugh

RM

rkasal
01-04-2008, 12:44 PM
http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=5321330&version=4&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.7.1



:laugh

Nothing like natural, however small.

Rapid_Roy
01-04-2008, 01:01 PM
Shhhhhh, you weren't supposed to mention that remember???:laugh

RM

I remember all, but only if it isn't important.:laugh
Is it possible that the other 90 percent of our members are, and that is why they don't come to the National?

Yes, but it is not plausible.

There may be some, and if they enjoy riding BMW's, they, and anybody else, are welcome at my campsite.
Even the member that thinks I need counseling. :wave

gened12
01-04-2008, 10:33 PM
BMW riders care more about their final drives and have no time left to look a women's attributes:whistle

Besides most women tend to look the same under a stitch, a Rukka or a BMW riding outfit lol.

It would probably take a 44 DDD to make a difference, and that would probably bust their budget!

So that is why it had to be HD bike show.....

Thinking of which I remember passing this lady on a HD in Montana who was wearing chaps and not ATGAT lol:whistle

Cheers

Denis R1200RT (boy is winter long this year in Montreal)