This thread is going to be stale and unimaginative, don't look.

[Rapid_Roy]

I am doing this because the thread that says it will be unpopular, is really going strong.
I also wanted to see if BMW riders listen. I am guessing no.:stick
What? A thread about Nothing?
:laugh


Disclaimer: This thread is not meant to annoy or offend anyone in any way. I absolve myself of all legal ramifications.

[Holly]

:lurk

[PAGoldsby]

I refuse to post in this thread.

[dlowry]

Damn I looked, twice! Crap...

[20774]

We don't need no stinkin' posts...so I didn't read this one...

[Pat Carol]

I am stuck at work and very bored. I am a curious critter and I have observed another person bored like I am.:snore
This thread is about our boredom. I am just hanging here at the fire station hoping the alarm will not sound. I was really looking for something to do and thanks too you I have something to do right now. You are a very thoughful person.
I strongly feel that this will be a very popular thread due to the fact that there is nothing to complain about because this thread is about nothing. Now someone could tell me to get a life but, that will not apply because I am at work in my fire station. I am getting paid to type this kind of nonsense.
So there!

PC:doh :nyah :brow :wave :blah :laugh :rofl :dance :type :bolt :ha

I am doing this because the thread that says it will be unpopular, is really going strong.
I also wanted to see if BMW riders listen. I am guessing no.:stick
What? A thread about Nothing?
:laugh


Disclaimer: This thread is not meant to annoy or offend anyone in any way. I absolve myself of all legal ramifications.

[screwtop]

I am doing this because the thread that says it will be unpopular, is really going strong.
I also wanted to see if BMW riders listen. I am guessing no.:stick
What? A thread about Nothing?
:laugh


Disclaimer: This thread is not meant to annoy or offend anyone in any way. I absolve myself of all legal ramifications.

Rapid roy,

I suspect you are a stock car boy, because you are just too much to believe. I bet you always have an extra pack of cigarettes rolled up in your tee-shirt sleeve?

[OU812]

Can't stop. Had to look. Why Roy, why? People like myself, just can't control our actions on the computer. Ask my wife!:type :laugh

[Rapid_Roy]

It's like a Train Wreck.

Rapid roy,

I suspect you are a stock car boy, because you are just too much to believe. I bet you always have an extra pack of cigarettes rolled up in your tee-shirt sleeve?

The t shirt is Tye Dyed and those aren't cigarettes.:laugh

I was thinking about my forum name as I drove to the Nat'l on my R50. Rapid seems a bit of a leap on that bike. Faster than stopped Roy doesn't sound as good though. Also, smaller motor bikes seem more fun because you can ride everywhere full throttle.

[Rapid_Roy]

So far, the comments have proved the title wrong, IMO.

[Belquar]

1












2
















3




















PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!






















:ha


















:hide

[username]

this is the seinfeld thread... we'll get 1000 posts about nothing...

:ha

[henzilla]

Dang, Username beat me to the Seinfeld analogy....A thread totally about nothing...FINE JOB!:thumb so what's the deal?:ha :ha :ha

had to look too!

[Bob_M]

Finally a thread I know something about

[Rapid_Roy]

Stop it. You are all being all unstale and imaginative.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!

[alien_hitchhiker]

naught

[wezul]

I give it two days before it disintegrates into a "push me, shove you". :nyah

[kbasa]

Somebody say something?

http://kbasa.smugmug.com/photos/177451710-L.jpg

[kbasa]

Wutchyoosay?

http://kbasa.smugmug.com/photos/177457898-L-1.jpg

[kbasa]

Kneepuckalicious outfit.

http://kbasa.smugmug.com/photos/177878648-L.jpg

[Rasbutan]

What's wrong with all you people!?!?

Think of the poor bandwidth that we're wasting by posting nonsense!!

:blah :blah :blah :blah :blah







I'm such a sucker for a new post.

[SheRidesABeemer]

Oh oh, looks like Lisa just read this post :snore

[Rod Sheridan]

At last!


A thread I'm qualified to comment on, being an expert on nothing.

Oh wait, should I be insulted?


Rod.:jester

[Braddog]

Exxxccceellent thread. You've outdone yourself this time, Roy.

[PAGoldsby]

Twin pots sticking out
From each side of the bike's core
Chugging down the road

Steel, aluminum
Fiberglass, plastic, rubber
Handcrafted with soul

No chain to be lubed
No radiator to fill
The airhead awaits

[BeemoKat]

My delicate sensibilities are being offended by this discussion. Send this to the doghouse immediately. I will never read or post on this forum again. Please apologize profusely and beg me to stay.
And I have a piece of property in Brooklyn that I'd like to talk to you about.

[mrich12000]

CAN'T SEEM TO LOOK AWAY










TRY TO DO WORK IN OFFICE














SEND HELP . SPOCK McKOY :bottle :stick :laugh :bolt MICHAEL RICHARDS:buds












:stick :stick :stick :stick :bottle
SOMETING ABOUT NOTHING (OXY:fight MORON)
we now return you back to the BMW Owners of America:wave :clap :clap

[jdmetzger]

I see NOTHING! NO-THING!! :)

http://barracks.4t.com/Schultz.jpg

[screwtop]

June the 4th, 1973, was much like any other summer's day in Peterborough,
and Ralph Mellish, a file clerk at an insurance company, was on his way
to work as usual when Nothing happened!

Scarcely able to believe his eyes, Ralph Mellish looked down. But one
glance confirmed his suspicions. Behind a bush, on the side of the road,
there was no severed arm. No dismembered trunk of a man in his late
fifties. No head in a bag. Nothing.

For Ralph Mellish, this was not to be the start of any chain of events which would not, in no time at all, involve him in neither a tangled knot of suspicion, nor
any web of lies, which would, had he been not involved, surely have led
him to no other place, than the central criminal court of the Old Bailey.

[130253]

.

[STRESS]

http://www.bmwmoa.org/forum/showthread.php?t=19325

[hlothery]

I have nothing to add.....

[Rapid_Roy]

Move along, so far 3 pages of nothing.
:dance

I love you guys man![/emotions on sleeve]

Today, I did ........nothing. I did it very well.


Is it further to Gillette without a lunch?

[Rapid_Roy]

http://www.bmwmoa.org/forum/showthread.php?t=19325

Are you trying to cause str.......nah, too easy.:laugh
Excellent link btw.

[BeemoKat]

At this particular juncture, I have nothing to add to this discussion.

[kbasa]

http://kbasa.smugmug.com/photos/4258256-M.jpg

[snoone]

Jerry's still dead

[BeemoKat]

Jerry's still dead

Most likely will continue to be for some time yet.

[STRESS]

Nothing Flat
Take out a rolling pin. Roll it across the table. Serves 9.

Nothing Delight
Exhale (Serves 1).

Nothing Like It
Top with whipped cream.

Nothing Quite Like It
Top with sour cream.

Air Crispies
Leave pan on.

Nothing Double Decker
Remove contents of sandwich.

Nothing Upside-Down Cake
Turn pan over.

enjoy!

[snoone]

no soap radio

[kbasa]

That person next to you is wearing ear plugs to hear nothing ? :lurk


That would be my wife and, even though I think she loves me, even she has her limits.

[Rapid_Roy]

Most likely will continue to be for some time yet.
Let me know if there is any change in his condition.[/Top Secret]

[Rapid_Roy]

I misstated the original post. It isn't that BMW riders can't say no as much as how they rise to a challenge.

Kbasa, is that Patron (imagine a tilde over the o)?

[Bob_M]

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

[The_Veg]

"Well that was a whole lotta nothing!" -Jamie Hyneman

[Belquar]

'

[Mika]

.'

[Catman]

Let's see if anyone can identify this one:

Monday nothing
Tuesday nothing
Wednesday and Thursday, nothing
Friday for a change a little more nothing
Saturday is one big nothing

You young folks may as well stay out of this, because you have absolutely no chance. Just my little contribution to an obvious effort to make something out of nothing.
:cat

[jdmetzger]

There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know.

Rummy? That you? You're doing a heck of a job! :thumb

[JCabranes]

:rofl :usa 1












2
















3




















PAPER!!!!!!!!!!!






















:ha


















:hide:stick

[Bob_M]

Rummy? That you? You're doing a heck of a job! :thumb

Grasshopper: the student has surpassed the master

[kbasa]

I misstated the original post. It isn't that BMW riders can't say no as much as how they rise to a challenge.

Kbasa, is that Patron (imagine a tilde over the o)?

Si.

:kbasa

[PAGoldsby]

Let's see if anyone can identify this one:

Monday nothing
Tuesday nothing
Wednesday and Thursday, nothing
Friday for a change a little more nothing
Saturday is one big nothing

You young folks may as well stay out of this, because you have absolutely no chance. Just my little contribution to an obvious effort to make something out of nothing.
:cat

F*****g nothing, sucking nothing

Flesh and sex, nothing

Church and Times Square, a whole lot of nothing

Nothing, nothing, nothing



Hey, man, like, what do I win, man?

[Rapid_Roy]

F*****g nothing, sucking nothing

Flesh and sex, nothing

Church and Times Square, a whole lot of nothing

Nothing, nothing, nothing



Hey, man, like, what do I win, man?

;) Nothing.

[PAGoldsby]

;) Nothing.That's like, beautiful, man. :jose

<---- Used to be a punk himself. How do you know when you're too old to go to punk rock shows? When you aggravate your hernia in the mosh pit. Yeah. I was gimpy for weeks after the Social D show in KC. :rocker

[terham]

Seems like the dog days of summer have struck. Nothing goin' on and nothing being said. I think I'll sit on the stoop and have an iced tea.

[Rapid_Roy]

Si.

:kbasa
*Roy salutes*
Lead Mr President, and I will follow.

Gillette Huh? I may have to get a bigger bottle. or two.

[20774]

What we have here...is a failure to communicate...

[Braddog]

I'll go with this classic...

[SheRidesABeemer]

That was stale and unimaginative. :brow

[Mika]

Unimaginative people are spared quite a lot. They're often much happier, because they don't go through all the variety of conceptions of the person they love.
Mary Wesley

:brow

[PAGoldsby]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/1160159182768.jpg

[PAGoldsby]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/Nothing.jpg

[BeemoKat]

Those last 2 should have gone in the "Motivational Posters" thread...uh oh, maybe I'm making something out of nothing! Never mind!

[Mika]

careful we could be nearing a tipping point.































Never mind I was wrong it was nothing.

[PAGoldsby]

This thread is now about botulism and petite men in green tights.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/IMG_0094-lr.jpg

[Rapid_Roy]

Exxxccceellent thread. You've outdone yourself this time, Roy.

All the other threads I have started, and the thread about nothing outdoes them.
*Roy scuffs the dirt with his foot and hangs his head dejectedly and unpins his emotions from his sleeve and throws them to the ground*

[Rapid_Roy]

This thread is now about botulism and petite men in green tights.

How did you know what I was wearing? I have just poisoned your mind's eye.

[Rapid_Roy]

I'll go with this classic...

I missed you post, I was adjusting blinker fluid. I think it is funny though.

We are now tie with the unpopular thread at 5 pages.

We can do better, this thread could be far more unpopular.

How come I keep posting?
Why do we slog on in quiet desperation?
Why do Hot Dogs come in lots of 10 and buns in lots of 8?
Why does Hawaii have interstates?
What about the man with one blue shoe?
How many roads must a man walk down? (for all you DA fans out there)
What is my record for most contiguous questions asked?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?

[Rasbutan]

Is there anybody out there?

[Motor31]

No, no one is out there. Since you are all figments of my imagination I'll end this by forgetting you all.

[Mongo]

I'll go with this classic...

Hey a pancake! I'm hungry

[jdmetzger]

Hello...

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me...

Is there anyone home?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/PinkfloydThewallcover.jpg

[20774]

http://www.nothing.net/deult.html

[kbasa]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_ALLU/SFNEWM~Seinfeld-Newman-Posters.jpg

[Bob_M]

What was that noise?

[Rapid_Roy]

Don't look back ?
I have always wanted to be a pillar of the community and I have salt and pepper hair already.

[Rapid_Roy]

My mistake. The unpopular thread is at 20 pages. We would need a whole lotta nuthin' to catch up to that.


From the Hungarian Phrasebook:Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels.

[jdmetzger]

I love the sound of hard parts dragging in the evening... sounds like... victory.

[dbOnIce]

My mistake. The unpopular thread is at 20 pages. We would need a whole lotta nuthin' to catch up to that.


If a long haired African gorilla drove a 1949 Harley Davidson upside-down across the Water street bridge, How many pancakes would it take to shingle a dog house..... True or false ?

Hal? What are you doing Hal?

[jgr451]

You were right,so I didn't.

[scotchale]

Howdy....that's all folks....:wave

[Braddog]

I knew a guy once who was a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. He always stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog...

[Rapid_Roy]

If a long haired African gorilla drove a 1949 Harley Davidson upside-down across the Water street bridge, How many pancakes would it take to shingle a dog house..... True or false ?
It's further without a lunch by bus, so 2 by heavy.

Hal? What are you doing Hal?
Opening the Pod Bay doors Dave.

[Rapid_Roy]

If it's not Scottish, it's crrrrrrrrrr*p!

[dlowry]

You should :laugh, :drink :beer, and relax. If you have an :idea, share it with the rest of us so we can have a :laugh or two. If you :fart, :hide behind something. Just don't :rolleyes at us when we catch you in the act. If you are :confused:, it's OK, just don't be :mad at us. So belly up to the :bar boys and order a round of :beer. Try not to be :sick on us if have too much. By now you're :banghead, just don't start a :fight. That's a :nono. :kiss and make up.

[BeemoKat]

this has been a whole lot of nothing.

[Rapid_Roy]

Don't make something out of nothing. That changes everything.

IMO, that would be typical for this forum though.:nyah :laugh ;)

Dang, I talked about something. Disregard this, guardedly.

[Motor31]

"













"

[jdmetzger]

A whole lot of nothing creating more nothing...

http://www.spacetoday.org/images/Hubble/HubbleBeauty/CircinusGalaxyBlackHole.jpg

[RedBeemer]

I am getting more out of this thread than I do from the Monday morning staff meetings. Sad but true.

[KGT1200]

I am doing this because the thread that says it will be unpopular, is really going strong.
I also wanted to see if BMW riders listen. I am guessing no.:stick
What? A thread about Nothing?
:laugh


Disclaimer: This thread is not meant to annoy or offend anyone in any way. I absolve myself of all legal ramifications.

Seinfield already done this "about nothing" too late!

OK You be George, I want to be Kramer, and this time around, I get Elaine!

[jdmetzger]

Seinfield already done this "about nothing" too late!

OK You be George, I want to be Kramer, and this time around, I get Elaine!

Be careful there Kramer; I think screaming racial slurs might get this moved to the doghouse. :nyah

:bolt

[Rapid_Roy]

Seinfield already done this "about nothing" too late!
Several pages of too late. No forum for you! Come back, 1 year!

OK You be George, I want to be Kramer, and this time around, I get Elaine!
No, I'll be Putty. I don't want a Saab story either.:p

[BeemoKat]

Several pages of too late. No forum for you! Come back, 1 year!


No, I'll be Putty. I don't want a Saab story either.:p

High Five!

[KGT1200]

Several pages of too late. No forum for you! Come back, 1 year!


No, I'll be Putty. I don't want a Saab story either.:p



Banned for one year, then heckeld by bkat? I missed the earlier sienfield posts man
because i purposely skipped to the last page of this book-called-nothing

the time does not reflect the crime
the crime should rhyme

with nothing!:brow

[Rapid_Roy]

Jimmy says Redclfco is ok.
Jimmy says Roy not forum Nazi anyway.
Jimmy has new shoes that make him jump better.
Jimmy says don't make something from nothing.
:wave

[PAGoldsby]

George is gettin' UPSET!
George likes his chicken SPICY!

[jdmetzger]

Banned for one year, then heckeld by bkat?

Don't worry, you weren't heckled. Putty liked high fives, although it was kind of "grease monkey" of him...

[KGT1200]

Don't worry, you weren't heckled. Putty liked high fives, although it was kind of "grease monkey" of him...

G monkey or not, Putty mastered "the move"

Now I done get et

[ahpd1992]

WTF! here I go and say Im doing something unpopular and I get a 20 page response, now you hafta come along and try n burst my bubble. I suspect this will make 30 or so pages when all is said and done:banghead

Tom

[BeemoKat]

Don't worry, you weren't heckled. Putty liked high fives, although it was kind of "grease monkey" of him...

Thank you! Da Nada!

[BeemoKat]

WTF! here I go and say Im doing something unpopular and I get a 20 page response, now you hafta come along and try n burst my bubble. I suspect this will make 30 or so pages when all is said and done:banghead

Tom

Yup

[ahpd1992]

Jimmy doesnt like being in second place...

George is gettin frustrated!

[sgtboring]

Would'nt that be something?:)

[userw5]

Serenity now!

[KGT1200]

Jimmy doesnt like being in second place...

George is gettin frustrated!

And Kramer slams the door.

[Rapid_Roy]

Would'nt that be something?:)
I am sorry, but this was a Boring post.
EDIT: My apologies, this was meant in no offense Sgt.
It could have hardly been original either, in retrospect.

Nothing to see here! Move along!
I too fell under the spell of the Black Lotus.............[/Peterman]

[PAGoldsby]

The natives call it "yam-yam."

[Rapid_Roy]

WTF! here I go and say Im doing something unpopular and I get a 20 page response, now you hafta come along and try n burst my bubble. I suspect this will make 30 or so pages when all is said and done:banghead

Tom

You will have to talk to our layers.
This message brought to you by Vandelay Industries.

[OfficerImpersonator]

I read every post on this thread, and I learned nothing.

What an enjoyable use of my time :)

[KGT1200]

You will have to talk to our layers.
This message brought to you by Vandelay Industries.

And if you believe that, I have a warehouse of old raincoats I want to sell you, and if you don't like that, how about a box or two of some COHIBA
“ROBUSTOS” de Cuba?

[PAGoldsby]

"Manssierre!"

"Bro!"

"Manssierre!"

"Bro!"

[r1dinman]

At last. A thread were I can provide sage advice:nyah

[jdmetzger]

At last. A thread were I can provide sage advice:nyah

Really? I've been trying to perfect a pasta dish (burro e salvia) where sage is sauteed in olive oil and butter until crisp, then plain or stuffed pasta is added. How much sage should I be using? Is it by weight or number of leaves? :dunno

:hide

[wezul]

It can overwhelm a dish if used copiously. :nyah :stick

[Rapid_Roy]

This is starting to sound like something.

It is the sound of one cylinder firing.

Maybe a Dingo ate your baby!

[jdmetzger]

This is starting to sound like something.

It is the sound of one cylinder firing.

Maybe a Dingo ate your baby!

You promised "stale and unimaginative"... but nothing said it had to be about nothing! Let the thread flow like a river, unhindered into the ocean of the creative and unknown. it is not to be damed and channeled with the rigidity of stone into a fetid lake of stale ideas and TV quotes...

[Rapid_Roy]

It's not really stale and unimaginative either.
Unpopular was already used and my brain hurt.

A wandering thread is bound to be snipped.

Snip it good!

The Postmaster General hates forums and email.

[jdmetzger]

It's not really stale and unimaginative either.
Unpopular was already used and my brain hurt.

A wandering thread is bound to be snipped.

Snip it good!

The Postmaster General hates forums and email.

A wandering thread should never be snipped, especially this one! Do you realize what you have created? This is no normal thread anymore. It's not an answer to a question. It's not even an answer to the question nobody asked. This thread is not a path to a door, but a road leading forever towards the horizon...

Now, let us rejoin the mind to the body, and gaze into the heart of the candle in meditation of these thoughts...

Ommmmmmm...

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/health/monkA020605.jpg

too far?

[Rapid_Roy]

The answer is 72. You may not understand the question. [/Adams]

Edit: dvandq has corrected me, I don't understand the answer either.
It is 42. Thank you. I apologize for any confusion this may have caused in your path for your moment of total awareness.

[Rapid_Roy]

If I have bested myself here, I have done nothing.

[KGT1200]

For I have no cloth to keep the cold away

I must think that the warmth comes and is retained from within

so the blanket is irrelevant
let there be cold, for
it parts and goes around me

I am a rock in the river of time

[OfficerImpersonator]

The answer is 72. You may not understand the question. [/Adams]

Running the risk of actually conveying information in this thread, Mr. Adams says the answer to the ultimate question is 42 - not 72.

[SheRidesABeemer]

A
Ommmmmmm...

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/health/monkA020605.jpg

too far?

Dang is that BlueKnight? (less the fancy police shirt)

[Rapid_Roy]

Running the risk of actually conveying information in this thread, Mr. Adams says the answer to the ultimate question is 42 - not 72.
Ouch. It has been a while since I read them.

[BeemoKat]

42 or 72, the answer means nada without the question.
Douglas Adams quotations!?! We don't need no steenkin' Douglas Adams quotations!
Parodies of old movies!?! We don't need no steenkin' parodies of old movies! Nor badges! Nor PG ratings! We don't need nothin'!













Except to run this thread out past 20 pages without any substance (or substances).

[terham]

20 pages, that's halfway to 30 pages?

I overheard a kid the other day say to a friend of his "20? You're 20? Man, your halfway to 30." What are they teaching in school these days (daze)?

[Catman]

I believe that 20 pages of nothing is an unrealistic goal. We are already in danger of having too much nothing. Besides, sooner or later someone is going to either accidently or deliberately post something and screw the whole thing up.

:cat

[hondarider]

A post about nothing...reminds me of a sitcom I once saw...I can't wait to see where this goes:wave

[Rapid_Roy]

The very emptiness of a doorway, provides it's usefulness.




A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender yells "You can stay buddy, but don't start nothin'"

[Rapid_Roy]

Hellllllloooooooooo! Hellllllllllooooooo![/belly button voice]

[hondarider]

Hellllllloooooooooo! Hellllllllllooooooo![/belly button voice]

I love that episode...my kids love it when my belly talks...my two year old jumps up and down pointing at my belly when I take off my shirt and screams "Talk it Daddy! Talk it Daddy!"

[OU812]

Let's see if anyone can identify this one:

Monday nothing
Tuesday nothing
Wednesday and Thursday, nothing
Friday for a change a little more nothing
Saturday is one big nothing

You young folks may as well stay out of this, because you have absolutely no chance. Just my little contribution to an obvious effort to make something out of nothing.
:cat
OK, Sunday is Funday? Like for me, time to ride day.:banghead

[Rasbutan]

I see the nothing has grown.

[BeemoKat]

:dance
Like a dull knife
that just ain't cuttin'
Talkin' loud
ain't sayin' nothin':twirl

RIP James Brown

[BeemoKat]

I believe that 20 pages of nothing is an unrealistic goal. We are already in danger of having too much nothing. Besides, sooner or later someone is going to either accidently or deliberately post something and screw the whole thing up.

:cat

Hey, don't be negative about nothing!

[Rapid_Roy]

I thought of something today and it brought a smile to my face.
Nothing.

[KGT1200]

From a distance it is something; and nearby it is nothing.
Jean de LaFontaine

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
George Ade

Believe nothing and be on your guard against everything.
Latin Proverb

Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
George Eliot

Where every something, being blent together turns to a wild of nothing.
William Shakespeare

Nothing can be created out of nothing.
Lucretius

We are all born into the world with nothing. Everything we acquire after that is profit.
Sam Ewing

Nothing has any power over me other than that which I give it through conscious thoughts.
Anthony Robbins

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.
Spanish Proverb

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone.
Jorge Luis Borges

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Benjamin Franklin

The finest command of language is often shown by saying nothing.
Roger W. Babson

[Rapid_Roy]

Written on the wall of the Woman's restroom on the Starship Enterprise:
"To boldly go where no man has gone before!"

[jdmetzger]

Nothing from nothing leaves nothing... - Billy Preston

[Rapid_Roy]

but ya gotta have sumthin'.....

[wezul]

I am feeling . . . . nothing :bottle :help :heh :ha :evil :rofl :jester
BTW, you all go to bed waaaaaay too early. (sue me for Brand profiling moooaaaaaahh!)

[Mongo]

http://home.comcast.net/~kevin.g.grant/nothing.png

[Rapid_Roy]

I see nothing............for a chocolate bar[/Sgt Schultz]

[BeemoKat]

Only 9 more pages to go. Much ado about nothing!

[jdmetzger]

I like jamming to 4'33" while reading through this thread.

[jeremell]

I wanted to add my nothing just to see my name up in lights.

[Mika]

I have my setting at 40 replies per page so you are still near the bottom of page 4, dawg :rofl

[Rapid_Roy]

I am starting a new page and I am not a Senator.

That reminds me of a song (title).
Turn the Page: Bob Seeger

[hondarider]

"I mentioned the bisque"

[AZ Greg]

"It means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don't care."

Pablo Picasso

[tricyclerob]

Just proves even nothing can be something.

[Belquar]

I

[Belquar]

just

[Belquar]

want

[Belquar]

to

[Belquar]

do

[Belquar]

my

[Belquar]

part

[Belquar]

to increase

[Belquar]

the

[Belquar]

number

[Belquar]

of

[Belquar]

posts/pages

[Belquar]

in

[Belquar]

this

[Belquar]

thread! :thumb

[jdmetzger]

Time to turn a new page ?

...But your thoughts will soon be wandering
the way they always do
When you're ridin' sixteen hours
and there's nothin' much to do
And you don't feel much like ridin',
you just wish the trip was through

Here I am
On the road again
There I am
Up on the stage
Here I go
Playin' star again
There I go
Turn the page...

[Rapid_Roy]

On curves ahead

[Rapid_Roy]

Remember, sonny

[Rapid_Roy]

That rabbit's foot

[Rapid_Roy]

Didn't save the bunny
Burma-Shave

[SheRidesABeemer]

I have my setting at 40 replies per page so you are still near the bottom of page 4, dawg :rofl

Hey don't be adding content here...
(really, you can do that...got to check it out)

[Rasbutan]

:buds

Let's get retarded, in here...

And the base keep runnin' runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and
runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and runnin', and...

In this context, there's no disrespect, so, when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks.
We got five minutes for us to disconnect, from all intellect collect the rhythm effect.
Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition,
Free your inner soul and break away from tradition.
Cause when we beat out, girl it's pulling without.
You wouldn't believe how we wow sh*t out.
Burn it till it's burned out.
Turn it till it's turned out.
Act up from north, west, east, south.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid.
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Yeah.

Lose control, of body and soul.
Don't move too fast, people, just take it slow.
Don't get ahead, just jump into it.
You all hear about it, the Peas'll do it.
Get stutted, get stupid.
Don't worry 'bout it, people will walk you through it.
Step by step, like an infant new kid.
Inch by inch with the new solution.
Trench men hits, with no delusion.
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid.
Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Yeah.

Runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin runnin' and... Come on you all let's get...Oohhoo!
Aha, let's get oohhoo... in here (right now yeah.) Cookoo, aha, let's get, cookoo, in here... Cookoo, aha, let's get,
cookoo, in here...ow, ow, ow...
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

Let's get ill, that's the deal.
At the gate, we'll bring the bud top drill. (Just)
Lose your mind this is the time,
You all test this drill, Just and bang your spine. (Just)
Bob your head like epilepsy, up inside your club or in your Bentley.
Get messy, loud and sick.
You all mount past slow mo in another head trip. (So)
Come then now do not correct it, let's get ignant [ignorant] let's get hectic.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid. (Come on)
Get retarded (come one) , get retarded (yeah), get retarded.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. (R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D)
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here. Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded (woah, woah, woah) in here.
Yeah.
Oohhoo! Aha, oohhoo... in here... Cookoo, aha, cookoo, in here (R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D)... Cookoo, aha, let's get, cookoo, in here...ow, ow, ow...
ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

Runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin' (fade)

[Rapid_Roy]

Yeah!



Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.- Afroman


What's up here?

Nothin'

[wezul]

What the heck is going on in here?!
Oh.

Nothing.

[Rapid_Roy]

Settle down mister, that will be enough nothing from you.:D

Going to Da Dells Wezul?

[wezul]

Aye. Galena, too!

[Rapid_Roy]

I haven't been to that in a while. It was good riding, but the campground lady disenchanted us.

[hondarider]

I wonder just how many road side billboards there are directing travellers to Wall Drug...

[darencs]

I wonder just how many road side billboards there are directing travellers to Wall Drug...

No telling, but the world can always use one more!

[rgvilla]

0 X 0 = 0

[Rapid_Roy]

It's what I had for supper last night. Nothing much.
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a345/RapidR/P8200001.jpg

[mandypants]

Life is short enough...
Can't believe I read this thread
Nothing was achieved

*tips black beret...snaps...sips triple-grande-soy-no-whip-extra-foam-amaretto-macchiato.:brow

[Rapid_Roy]

Life is short enough...
Can't believe I read this thread
Nothing was achieved

*tips black beret...snaps...sips triple-grande-soy-no-whip-extra-foam-amaretto-macchiato.:brow

So you didn't read the title?:stick :p

[rayadams]

,

[SheRidesABeemer]

:snore

[Rasbutan]

At page 13..........and still nothing.

[PAGoldsby]

:snoreHay!

[BeemoKat]

I am at a loss, clean out of nothing!

[mandypants]

So you didn't read the title?:stick :p

Yes, I did, but I like to think of myself as a rebel. And a poet...and you saw how that went!

[BeemoKat]

Yes, I did, but I like to think of myself as a rebel. And a poet...and you saw how that went!

And you have nothing to worry about.

[jdmetzger]

Here I sit, brokenhearted
Read this thread, but nothing has started.

[jgr451]

I am so embarrassed to be seen here,looking for and at,nothing.

[Raevyn]

I'll have to pack tomorrow for Galena....I got nothing done tonight!:rolleyes

[mrich12000]

:wave :wave

[henzilla]

nothings happening in Austin today, and apparently I have nothing better to do

[riderR1150GSAdv]

Waiting for.......?? :lurk

[BeemoKat]

Waiting for.......?? :lurk

Don't wait for me, I will not post anything of any substance in this thread. Come to think of it, I usually don't post anything substantial anywhere else either.*


*Pre-emptive obvious cheap shot, now nobody has to feel obligated to take one, though I'm sure someone will.

[lagator]

Don't wait for me, I will not post anything of any substance in this thread. Come to think of it, I usually don't post anything substantial anywhere else either.*


*Pre-emptive obvious cheap shot, now nobody has to feel obligated to take one, though I'm sure someone will.

Good one Beemo:clap

[dbOnIce]

Just checking in to make sure this thread was doing ok.
Now I'm happy.
Except I have this strange urge to buy a sympathy Guzzi.:(

[lagator]

You might be able to get one practically for nothing.

OUCH:violin

[jdmetzger]

You might be able to get one practically for nothing.

Would that be one of those "Boat-O Guzzi" models? :dunno

:bolt

(Really, I'm just kidding. It sucks what happened to them, I sympathize. I always think the best medicine is humor. I'd make the joke even if it was my bike).

[riderR1150GSAdv]

Don't wait for me, I will not post anything of any substance in this thread. Come to think of it, I usually don't post anything substantial anywhere else either.*


*Pre-emptive obvious cheap shot, now nobody has to feel obligated to take one, though I'm sure someone will.

:blah :blah :blah :lol

[535is]

Is there anybody out there?
Def Leppard.

At least you're not looking for money for nothing ...

... or your chicks for free. :dance

[Belquar]

Def Leppard.

At least you're not looking for money for nothing ...

... or your chicks for free. :dance

Uhhhhh.....





HMMMM.........




Dire Straits















:hide

[The_Veg]

Looks like Gail rode through TexSux.

[Rapid_Roy]

Everybody is talking about something, now you've opened and looked at Shroedinger's thread, thusly tipping the results.

Fascinating.

[Rapid_Roy]

Yes, I did, but I like to think of myself as a rebel. And a poet...and you saw how that went!


Both. You've made something from nothing. Stop being imaginative and fresh, or this thread will collapse into itself. I have no idea what thatwill do in this universe.

*sigh* Yet another thing I don't know. That list is huge, and getting bigger

[Rapid_Roy]

Originally Posted by Rasbutan View Post
Is there anybody out there?


Pink Floyd?

Just nod if you can hear me.

[Holly]

That's nothing in Icelandic.


Holly

[RandallIsland]

That's nothing in Icelandic.

Nothing = Mayo = China

What did she see ?

Lone Star got nothin'?

[wanderer]

there's nothing in this thread beyond my post right now :dunno

[bubbagazoo]

We don't need no stinkin' posts...so I didn't read this one...

We most certainly need posts -- how do you think barb wire fences stay up?

[Rapid_Roy]

Anti-barbity? Ask Stefence Hawking.

[bubbagazoo]

I've got nothing to say in response to that.

[130253]

Nothing Ventured,
Nothing Gained!

[SIBUD]

Nothing happening here today.

[Rapid_Roy]

I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition.


Damn Chapman!

[SheRidesABeemer]

The end is near.

[wezul]

I'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition.


Ok, John.

And now back to doing nothing.

[Rapid_Roy]

That is probably what John is doing.
Yoko does that when she write music.:laugh

[bubbagazoo]

That is probably what John is doing.
Yoko does that when she write music.:laugh

Good thing McCartney cannot read music :brow

And now, back to nothing.

[Rapid_Roy]

Good thing McCartney cannot read music :brow

And now, back to nothing.

They all faked it rather well though.

Zero, zilch, nada, <0, It's all very Tao.

[Braddog]

Gail wants a GS?

Never mind...

Ball game is on the telly...

[bubbagazoo]

Ball game is on the telly...

That's nothing, I'm watching the Busch race from Bristol.

[wezul]

And they turn left and left and left and left in a big fat ZERO.
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

[bubbagazoo]

Zero is nothing.



And so it continues.

[wezul]

And nothing is what I want.
(So very Zen!)

[Rapid_Roy]

And nothing is what I want.
(So very Zen!)
You are not posting from Galena are you?

[bubbagazoo]

And nothing is what I want.
(So very Zen!)

And nothing is what you will get.

[wezul]

You are not posting from Galena are you?

I am not, was not, will be in Galena tomorrow.

[Rapid_Roy]

Wow. A shaft driven gif. Nice.:thumb

[Rapid_Roy]

Wait.............. nope, nothing.

[Rapid_Roy]

Taking off soon............nothing planned. :whistle

LOL (at nothing)(not that there is nothing wrong about that)

[Rapid_Roy]

I am not, was not, will be in Galena tomorrow.

Godspeed (mortals should do the limit)

[SheRidesABeemer]

Did you talk about nothing on your cell phone today ?

I only talk on my cell phone when I'm in the car... :whistle :bolt

[jdmetzger]

According to BMW, there is nothing wrong with their final drives... :dunno

[SheRidesABeemer]

According to BMW, there is nothing wrong with their final drives... :dunno

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k9/curbjumper/Iron%20Butt%20Rescue/db4b4450.jpg

[RandallIsland]

Don't look

Oh ... that's nothing. :whistle

[Rasbutan]

We start, then, with nothing, pure zero. But this is not the nothing of negation. For not means other than, and other is merely a synonym of the ordinal numeral second. As such it implies a first; while the present pure zero is prior to every first. The nothing of negation is the nothing of death, which comes second to, or after, everything. But this pure zero is the nothing of not having been born. There is no individual thing, no compulsion, outward nor inward, no law. It is the germinal nothing, in which the whole universe is involved or foreshadowed. As such, it is absolutely undefined and unlimited possibility -- boundless possibility. There is no compulsion and no law. It is boundless freedom.

Charles S. Peirce, "Logic of Events" (1898)

[Rapid_Roy]

Is this now a Moebius thread?

[bubbagazoo]

Sheesh -- a penny. Isn't that worth next to nothing?

[SheRidesABeemer]

Less in Canada, eh?

[Holly]

Soon the difference between a US and Canadian penny will be nothing.

Holly

[bubbagazoo]

What's on TV tonight? Nothing.

[Rapid_Roy]

Can a moebius ball cause a final drive failure ? .........my one cent here.
I went to a Moebius Ball once. It was over before it started, but it kept going and seemed to go on forever.

[cjack]

Less in Canada, eh?

Seems I read somewhere that they don't have them in AUS or NZ. I don't like them because I can't help myself from picking them up in parking lots, etc. My grandmother is always watching me...

[RandallIsland]

I don't like them because I can't help myself from picking them up in parking lots, etc. My grandmother is always watching me...

I feel your nothingness man!