kreinke
06-01-2007, 05:41 AM
Shamelessly cut and pasted from a ride report on wisconsinmotorcycling.com
Learned something: After a hot 375mile day that ended in the mid 90's and another scorcher coming along with 400 + mile push the next. I thought I'd outsmart the sweaty/ grabby jeans and vinyl gremlin and apply talc to my sweaty jewels beforehand. Surely I had some kind of gold bond powder in my kit!
So after a proper morning shower; I applied it liberally from the belt line down to my rather umkempt toenails, being sure to dust liberally under and behind the twins..( yeah this ol pro is gonna make a sweaty 400miles look easy. So we are dressed and heading out of the hotel room,and wait a minute.. Im getting this warm menthol tingly feeling from the belt down and especialy big jim and the twinsare feeling a little raw,
letting go of the open door and droping my tank bag:
"hold it asecond , honey......"
" whats up now???"
I dig out the bottle of powder...
yeah it's Gold bond FOOT powder MEDICATED.
Lessee "INGREDIENTS": EUCALYPTUS OIL !!!! :doh
Go have some more continental breakfast honey:
I gotta take a shower, I can just imagine this stuff after a full rolling sweat after 300miles. We're talking taliban torture techniques....
Learned something: After a hot 375mile day that ended in the mid 90's and another scorcher coming along with 400 + mile push the next. I thought I'd outsmart the sweaty/ grabby jeans and vinyl gremlin and apply talc to my sweaty jewels beforehand. Surely I had some kind of gold bond powder in my kit!
So after a proper morning shower; I applied it liberally from the belt line down to my rather umkempt toenails, being sure to dust liberally under and behind the twins..( yeah this ol pro is gonna make a sweaty 400miles look easy. So we are dressed and heading out of the hotel room,and wait a minute.. Im getting this warm menthol tingly feeling from the belt down and especialy big jim and the twinsare feeling a little raw,
letting go of the open door and droping my tank bag:
"hold it asecond , honey......"
" whats up now???"
I dig out the bottle of powder...
yeah it's Gold bond FOOT powder MEDICATED.
Lessee "INGREDIENTS": EUCALYPTUS OIL !!!! :doh
Go have some more continental breakfast honey:
I gotta take a shower, I can just imagine this stuff after a full rolling sweat after 300miles. We're talking taliban torture techniques....