Dear Abby

[RandyB]

This is probably old, but it was new to me.

Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife
has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has
gotten out of the car round the corner. I once picked her cell phone up
just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I
should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley next to the garage and then hide
behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came
home.

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the
valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?


Thanks, Bob

[nhlkats]

:banghead

[BeemoKat]

but still funny. :laugh

[PAULBACH]

1. If you have a Macadam driveway the oil can seep into the material and ruin the driveway.

2. If a cement driveway a slick could form.

3. Loose valve covers could indicate further mechanical problems.

If you have a good paver have him check out the damage before irrepairable damage is done to the driveway or the bike.

Take it back to the dealer only if it is warrenty work. :laugh

[GeneT]

Thats funny as hell, old or not..................\

:dance

[DarrylRi]

The old ones are the oldest.

[crazydrummerdude]

Trade them both in on a new BMW and ride to Argentina.

Exactly.

That was funnier than I was expecting, though.

[NakedDaisy]

Had me going, I haven't heard that one before. Guess that means I'm not old!! :)

[Oznay]

H-D's don't leak,they just mark their spot :)

[beemerred]

His priorities are in the right place but he should have been writing to Dear Voni! :doh